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    Updated on 25 Jul 2018. Posted on 25 Jul 2018

    The Definitive Ranking Of Aussie Kids Birthday Party Treats

    Not all treats were created equal.

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    24. Toffees

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    The surefire way to destroy your teeth.

    23. Rainbow popcorn

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    Way more fun in theory than it is in reality.

    22. Rainbow jelly cups

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    Who wants to eat YELLOW jelly?!

    21. Sherbet cones

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    They're super fun, but don't have much flavour beyond SWEET.

    20. Musk sticks

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    You can only eat, like, three max before they get too much.

    19. Jelly beans

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    Just a little bit basic.

    18. Wizz Fizz

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    The novelty wears off pretty quickly.

    17. Jam rolls

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    Similar vibe to lamingtons, but not quite as good.

    16. Frog in the pond

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    I mean, chocolate and jelly aren't necessarily the BEST combination, but they're still bloody delightful.

    15. Butterfly cakes

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    So cute! But very ~vanilla~.

    14. Chicken nuggets

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    You can't go wrong with nuggets, but they're kind of a year-round food tbh.

    13. Honey joys

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    There's a reason they're called joys.

    12. Frankfurts

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    They might seem gross now, but when you were a kid, frankfurts dipped in tomato sauce were the SHIT.

    11. Smith's chips

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    Chicken > all other flavours, don't @ me.

    10. Shapes

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    Pizza or GTFO.

    9. Cheezels

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    They doubled as jewellery!

    8. Chocolate crackles

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    If you don't like chocolate crackles, what is wrong with you?

    7. Mixed lollies

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    There's something for everyone!

    6. Party pies

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    Sure, they might burn your mouth, but it's worth it.

    5. Mini sausage rolls

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    They just edge out party pies because of the deliciousness of the pastry.

    4. Lamingtons

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    It doesn't get much better than lamingtons.

    3. Chocolate spiders

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    A seriously underrated Australian classic.

    2. Cabanossi, cheese, and Jatz

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    An Australian icon.

    1. Fairy bread

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    OBVIOUSLY.