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Proof Every Animal Is Actually A Dog

Unless it's a cat.

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BuzzFeed Australia visited the Australian Reptile Park recently and learned that basically all animals are secretly dogs.

It began when Mick, our friendly tour guide, started calling alligators by saying "Here girls! Come girls!" and we thought he was joking and THEN THEY ACTUALLY CAME.

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~coming when they're called~

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Jenna Guillaume / BuzzFeed

"You rang?"

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Then there was this koala who just really enjoyed a scratch between his ears.

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This wombat loved naps, belly rubs and being held like a baby.

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She was also really good at scratching herself.

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The Tasmanian devils just wanted to play. Mainly with shoelaces.

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Jenna Guillaume / BuzzFeed

These kangaroos enjoyed spooning. Just like puppies. And other species...

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While this roo, named Sally, just wanted to sleep and receive affection.

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Ashley Perez / BuzzFeed

Rosie the alligator really loved her human, Mick, and was not averse to kisses.

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She was also great at obeying commands, like WINKING.

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And the dingoes, well, they were literally just like dogs in every way. Because they are dogs.

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Ashley Perez / BuzzFeed

In summary: every animal is secretly a dog. Unless it's a cat.