Bob’s your uncleYou’ve got buckley’sWe’re not here to fuck spidersCome a gutserLike a shag on a rockMad as a cut snakeFlat out like a lizard drinkingCarrying on like a pork chopBlow it out your arseAttack of the flying axe handleDry as a dead dingo’s dongerHaving a blueChuck a u-eyYour shoutStiff shitMake a quidSpit the dummyPiece of pissGet stuffedUseless as tits on a bullHot like a sunriseTickets on yourselfIt’s a goerHave a Captain CookPlaying sillybuggersCross as a frog in a sockBeyond the black stumpCrack a tinnieHave a crackGone walkaboutA few roos loose in the top paddockWho opened their lunch?London to a brickDon’t get your knickers in a knotHaven’t got a brass razooNot happy JanDrink with the fliesCunning as a dunny ratFair suck of the savGive it a burlShe’ll be applesShe’ll be rightHit the turpsSuffer in your jocksLook at moiCunt’s fucked
If You Understand 40/46 Of These Phrases, You're Definitely Australian
You're definitely not Australian, hey. Not happy Jan.
Don't get your knickers in a knot, but are you sure you're Australian?
You're probably Australian, but you clearly need to learn more 'Strayan. Give it a burl!
Piece of piss! You're definitely Australian.