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    26 Tweets You'll Only Find Funny If You're Actually Australian

    "Every Australian has a huntsman spider story."

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    why does justin beiber look like a tradie who’s proud of himself for making pasta

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    I’ve kept quiet for years but in 2019 I’m going to speak my truth, and my truth is I detest the word “yarn”

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    can u imagine being one of the wiggles and trying to chase the high they felt the night they recorded fruit salad

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    Living in Australia must be like playing Jumanji every day https://t.co/opR8JW1gqc

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    me: can i take my keep cup on the bus? melbourne friend: it's melbourne, you can take your keep cup to funerals and they have a barista

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    me: no wukkas Ron Howard narrator: there were, in fact, wukkas

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    sydney: i'm a vacuous idiot melbourne: i'm an intolerable hipster perth: (inaudible) brisbane: bloody what's garn on adelaide: dunno aye

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    Perpetually disturbed by the lack of electric kettles in American households.

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    Every Australian has a huntsman spider story.

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    This is a bin chicken fighting a bush turkey, and it is excellent

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    two types of people in this world: 1. The dude in front of me with $340 on his opal 2. Everyone else

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    why does untouched by the veronicas still go so hard to this day just what the fuck was going on through their minds when they made that song, the power and international implications that it holds is astounding

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    imagine bothering to say “u wanna go to McDonalds?” When u can say “maccas run?” https://t.co/OPhscisqJD

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    Pavlova is basically just a fruit salad on a bed of air. It is a regular, very normal fruit salad with higher designs for itself and as Australians we should rightly be suspicious of it.

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    The Empire Strikes Back, Special Australian Edition (1980)

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    FUCK YEAH IF I WANT TO BE JUDGED BY A MEDIOCRE WHITE DUDE I’LL GO TO LITERALLY ANY BAR IN SYDNEY THANKS https://t.co/g8tGOb9ji1

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    [me when the bananas in pyjamas come tumbling down the stairs] jesus Christ!!!! careful you fucking idiots!!!!

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    Australian humour: “Do you think EB Games is having a sale?”

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    NON-AUSTRALIAN: Mel-born AUSTRALIAN: you imbecile. you absolute fool. you wretched dunce.

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    Do you think The Wiggles ever went home and were just like what the literal fuck

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    Play School made a beer bong! Eddie knows

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