1. Hello. I'm here to talk to you today about something very important.
2. Is it a Disney prince?
3. Is it Clark Kent?
4. Is it a Ryan Murphy hero?
5. No! It's Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau!
6. If you think that means we're here to talk politics, you're wrong.
7. I know very little about his politics! I'm not Canadian, don't @ me.
8. You know what I do know? This guy is, objectively, a certified babe.
9. And before you start in with the nonsense about "if this was about a woman it'd be called sexist!" you can just stop right there.
10. Because guess what? It's not about a woman! It's about a privileged, gorgeous white man who is not going to be hurt by us admiring his looks.
11. He is FINE, in more ways than one.
12. So let's admire those looks, shall we?
13. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
14. How dare he be so perfect!
15. Who is the actual prince here?!
16. The queen gets it.
(Same.)
17. This guy gets it, whoever he is!
18. Obama totally gets it too.
19. Trudeau was a babe when he was young, by the way.
This young Justin Trudeau looks like he would've been the perfect adversary to Zack Morris and AJ Slater
20. He boxed!
21. He...stripped?
22. He had perfect hair!
In case you're having a bad day, here's a photo of a young Justin Trudeau
23. But actually, I think he's even hotter now?!
24. Look at this face!
25. LOOK AT THIS BUTT!
Okay.
26. Look at these skills!>>?!>!afnaljbajbf/fkl;an
RT @gregkolz: JT is level-headed & able to bring Canada to new heights. That's why he's my choice for #Liberal Leader
27. In conclusion: I need a drink because I'm thirsty AF. How about you?
