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29 Hilarious Tweets About The "Riverdale" Premiere

The last five minutes has everyone SHOOK. Warning: contains spoilers.

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If I talked to my mom the way Veronica talks to hers #riverdale

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me @ alice if she comes at jughead one more time #riverdale

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THE PILLOW-LIPPED NEW REGGIE IS HERE

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#Riverdale takes place in 2017 right? So why is this hospital staff dressed like it's the 50's. It's bugging me

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Cheryl Blossom walkin into #riverdale season 2 like

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“i was asleep when the fire started” #Riverdale

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Him: "If you're going to be dramatic, just leave." Me: #riverdale

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Everyone’s freaking out about Fred Cheryl: I JUST BURNT MY MOM TO CRISP BUT I STILL LOOK FLAWLESS AS HELL… https://t.co/pBCiCQR7NW

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I mean, it wouldn't be #Riverdale if we didn't find some way to get Archie shirtless in the first 30min #Priorities

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Veronica lowkey walking into Archie’s bathroom like: #riverdale

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VERONICA NOT EVEN PRETENDING TO WAIT FOR ARCHIE TO FINISH WASHING OFF HIS FATHER'S BLOOD B4 HOPPING ON THAT D IS INSPIRATIONAL #Riverdale

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this is just responsible water conservation #Riverdale

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#Riverdale Is this really the right time Veronica???

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14.

"You really want me to go?" "I do. Yeah." #riverdale

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*fred gets shot* archie: *has sex* jughead: *eats a burger*

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Jughead whenever any crime in #Riverdale happens:

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I've never related to someone more than Jughead Jones when he was shoving a burger in his face while Betty was tryna be serious #Riverdale

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Archie can give me the kiss of life anytime. 🔥🙌🏼 #Riverdale

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19.

YOU THINK VERONICA LODGE WOULD ALLOW BAGPIPES AT HER WEDDING? #riverdale

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am I the only one that thinks Veronica's dad is a snack 🤤#riverdale

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me looking through imdb for characters with green eyes #Riverdale

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me before the scene:WHY IS GRUNGY GRUNDY'S STILL HERE?!?! Me after the scene: o h #Riverdale

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I hope the gimmick this year of #Riverdale is that someone gets murdered in every episode and then next season they're all laughing about it

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24.

Me watching Grundy get murdered #riverdale

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Me when Miss Grundy died #Riverdale

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When Grundy came back VS when she died #Riverdale

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Sorry the old Grundy can't come to the phone right now. Why? #Riverdale

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Me rn. I am so freaking shook. @CW_Riverdale #riverdale

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