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44 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelorette"

"All the women of Australia are pregnant after watching Apollo play with those puppies."

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There are not enough underpants in the world for this photo. #BacheloretteAU

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Never thought I'd be rooting for a magician #BacheloretteAU

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I would definitely date Apollo's arm and then probably cheat on it with Apollo's other arm #BacheloretteAU

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Apollo spying the puppies is LIFE> #bacheloretteAU

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Apollo isn’t just a magician. He’s magical. #bacheloretteAU

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I’m reasonably sure all the women of Australia are pregnant after watching Apollo play with those puppies #BacheloretteAU

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Apollo is basically a puppy in giant handsome human form. #bacheloretteau

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Relationship status: married with 3 kids and 7 puppies to this man in my head #BacheloretteAU

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Apollo smiling and laughing is like a shockstart to the heart I feel like i could run a marathon after this #BacheloretteAU

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Apollo cradling puppies in a field has knocked Mr Darcy coming out of a lake in a white shirt right off the ladder #BacheloretteAU

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Apollo's puppy laugh here is just so pure. #bacheloretteAU

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The only reason to take a dog to yoga is so it can take the blame when you fart #BacheloretteAU

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Guys I really, really apologise but I think this is Jarrod's sex face. #BacheloretteAU

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Footage of Blake's face whilst massaging Sophie. #Bacheloretteau

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I can smell Jarrods desperation through my tv #BacheloretteAU

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Dawson's Creek did this exact same sailing collision plot when Dawson and Pacey were fighting over Joey. #bacheloretteAU

17.

Me: "That guy is such a tool." My kid: "Which guy?" Me: #BacheloretteAU

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Of course Blake has a popped collar #bacheloretteau

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19.

Blake must do his best work in noisey clubs where he doesn’t actually have to talk #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

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Blake: like Sophie Yeah Blake: like Sophie: yeah Blake: like, yeah #BacheloretteAU

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Blake is the guy who hasn't had a gf for more than a minute but gets laid heaps so thinks he is good in bed but rly he aint #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrod: I really wanna kiss you Sophie: #BacheloretteAU

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Sam has to wear a snapback cap so it’s easy adjustable the more his ego grows #BacheloretteAU

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Sam, in a hummer, mansplaining Sophie's career to Sophie... Is this hell? #BacheloretteAU

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I wish, instead of telling him he should be an actor, Sam's friends told him to get a haircut #BacheloretteAU

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Me whenever Sam talks #BacheloretteAU

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If given the opportunity to make over Sam I'm not sure where I'd start first: - Burn hat - Hack off ponytail - Smack face #BacheloretteAU

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Sam mainsplaining the entertainment industry to Sophie. Me: #bacheloretteAU

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god give me the ego and confidence of this incredibly mediocre dude 🙄🙄🙄 #BacheloretteAU

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my favourite is when she subtweets Good Charlotte #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrod is the human equivalent of someone liking your 87 week old Instagram post and comment with a winky face ever… https://t.co/ejtqXN0LHv

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I’m taking bets on what color Jarrod will turn when Sophie inevitably eliminates him. #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrod keeps this crap up about the plant and there will be a queue 200km long to pee on it #bacheloretteau

34.

Mate, the “circle of love” is a piss smelling dirt pit of sadness #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU

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Can't wait for the plant to be next years Bachelor #BacheloretteAU

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*screams at TV every time a man speaks* LEAVE SOPHIE ALONE. #BacheloretteAU

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That Sam and Blake exchange. I feel like I've seen it before somewhere... @BacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

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#BacheloretteAU Alliances? Do Sam & Blake think they’re on Survivor?

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FUCK YEAH FIND SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE WAY SAM AND BLAKE LOOK AT EACH OTHER / THEMSELVES #bacheloretteAU

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Blake and Sam thinking they're the top 2. Comedy Central 😂 #BacheloretteAU

41.

'I get roses, it's what I do' IS IT SAM? IS IT?! #BacheloretteAU

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Sophie: 'Jarrod' Australia audibly sighs #BacheloretteAU

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Double dump.delight ......please #BacheloretteAU

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I, for one, would like to thank the Bachelorette for providing grade-A insight into the tactics of fuckboys. #BacheloretteAU

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