1. When people voluntarily had lunch in a literal bin.
2. When a plain old bike just wouldn't do.
3. Even for the whole family.
4. When the public transport system couldn't be fucked.
5. Like, really couldn't.
6. When this goat had a day out.
7. And so did this antique chair.
8. When indoctrination started early.
9. When a VB wasn't good enough.
10. And neither was a normal pint.
11. And water from the tap just gave off the wrong energy.
12. When you could buy an espresso martini in a jar.
13. When coffee was deconstructed.
14. Or had mandarin peels in it.
15. When this crisis happened.
16. When the trees wore jumpers.
17. And got love letters.
18. When this guy matched his ride.
19. When someone proofread and graded a goddamn sign.
20. And completely ignored this one.
21. When land prices were ruined.
22. When the street art went mobile.
23. And when it was so hipster it needed a whole goddamn new map.
