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Literally Just 17 Funny Tweets About "The Bachelor" Tonight

Cobie got Ralph Wiggumed hard.

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My sister just said Cobie is "like a sim" and it's the truest thing I've ever heard. #TheBachelorAU

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Elora is deadset one step away from wearing Matty's pubes in a locket around her neck #TheBachelorAU

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Matty's face during Elora's vows is me when people show me pics of their kids 😒 #thebachelorau

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James Blunt: I'm going to sing a song called "Don't give me those eyes.... I know, you'd rather it were Ed Sheeran" #TheBachelorAU

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Dissapointed James didn't sing Goodbye my Lover #TheBachelorAU

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"Go on then" - James Blunt #thebachelorau

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"I've only just skimmed the service," Matty says while skimming stones. The editors were really proud of that one. #TheBachelorAU

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this date is giving me high school camp flashbacks #TheBachelorAU

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Can we please address that Matty gave Cobie a helmet decorated for a 6yr old + is basically taking her to a tall playground? #TheBachelorAU

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*Matty gives Cobie a pink helmet* Cobie: #thebachelorau

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I'm being forced to watch #TheBachelorAU - wtf kind of dickhead makes someone who's scared of heights go on an obstacle course 50m up?

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"All the perfect ingredients to fall in love with someone. Respect, honesty, salt, pepper, a little bit of paprika" #TheBachelorAU

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Poor Cobie. She just got Ralph Wiggumed so hard. #TheBachelorAU

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I mainly think of the cash. #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/0yf3W5gsbd

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They're only sending Elora home so they dont blow their entire budget on a hometown visit to Tahiti #TheBachelorAU