17 Very Important Questions The Live Action "Lady And The Tramp" Raises

I thought I was past the age of being traumatised by Disney movies.

1. First of all, why do Jim Dear and Darling leave brand new puppy Lady alone with a newspaper and just expect her to know what to do with it?

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That's not how training works.

2. Did they use Deep Fake technology for these dog facial expressions?

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It's so disconcerting.

3. What is going on with the fence situation in these yards?

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I feel like the dogs can escape way too easily and I am CONCERNED.

4. How does a poor musician afford that huge-ass beautiful house?

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This is never explained.

5. WHY DON'T JIM DEAR AND DARLING JUST HUG LADY AND TELL HER THEY STILL LOVE HER?!

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I know they have a new baby and all, but that's their baby too!!

6. And why did they leave Lady with someone who clearly detests dogs?

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This movie is just Jim Dear and Darling making one bad decision after another.

7. How do those cats cause SO much destruction in such a short period of time?

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Feels like this movie has an anti-cat agenda.

8. Um...why is this so...sexual?

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These dogs have weirdly good chemistry.

9. Do those meatballs have garlic in them?

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Isn't that very bad for dogs?! Also spaghetti is probably not good for them either?

10. Don't these restaurant guys have anything better to do than sing a romantic song to two dogs?

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Like, you know, run their restaurant? Not that I blame them for prioritising dogs over humans.

11. Did they actually make these dogs kiss?

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I can't believe this is a thing I'm watching with my own two eyes...and I'm low-key enjoying it?

12. What's the age difference between the Tramp and Lady?

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She feels a lot younger than him. Another classic case of Hollywood double standards.

13. WHO ABANDONS THEIR BELOVED DOG LIKE THIS?!?!?!?

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My heart can't take it.

14. Just how many of these dogs has the Tramp boned?

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15. DID THEY JUST MAKE ME WITNESS A DOG MURDER?!

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I thought I was past the age of being traumatised by Disney movies.

16. Why does this movie still have half an hour to go after Lady finally goes home?

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Like, it's fun and all but SO DAMN LONG.

17. Finally, WHAT IS THE TRAMP'S NEW NAME?!?!

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Surely he got one, right? Give him a name, Jim Dear and Darling! And tell the rest of us what it is!

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