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    23 Tweets I Found So Funny, I Immediately Retweeted Them

    I enjoyed them, maybe you will too!

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    GENIE: I don’t—I’m sorry I’m just not getting this. ME: *In bed* Look, it’s not complicated: I still want to feel the WEIGHT OF THE BLANKET, but I’m already hot.

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    Drake: Riri do you love me?? Cardi B: Riri said she don’t love you

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    And I thought it was a great idea to buy 5000 'bone shape' paper clips for out veterinary clinic... #WorstIdeaEver

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    SmashBros movie is going to be LIT!

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    I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now I can't stop thinking about it.

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    Batman: I must save this city. Alfred: Well you're a billionaire so maybe redistr- Batman: This bat suit is the only way.

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    WHY is this not called "Chef Goldblum"????? https://t.co/iSCJo254Sj

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    say it ain't so I will not go turn the lights off despacito

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    if “get low” was an indie tune

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    Mamma Mia Mamma Mia 2: Here We Go Again Mamma Mia 3: My My Mamma Mia 4: How Can I Resist You? Mamma Mia 5: Does It Show Again Mamma Mia 6: Just How Much I Missed You? Mamma Mia 7: Yes, I've Been Broken-hearted Mamma Mia 8: Blue Since The Day We Parted Mamma Mia 9: Why Did I Eve

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    All I want is *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* you and your beautiful soul

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    Me: *covers foot with blanket* Monster 1: *about to grab my foot anyway* Monster 2: *quickly pulling him back* NO. we have to respect the blanket Franklin

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    i get so mad when people ask what i’m gonna do on my day off!!!! bitch i’m gonna recover from all my days on

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    thor, thor the dark world and thor ragnarok

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    "it's a fucking library, Annette, what do you think I'm doing?"

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    me: *opens mouth to scream into the void* the void: sorry man we're full up me: what? the void: there's no more room. we're teeming with screams me: but— the void: we👏are👏at👏capacity👏sir. try a pillow.

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    Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1000s of pictures you have of them sleeping

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    Couldn't sleep last night. I kept thinking about how the Green Ranger had a dagger that was a flute that sounded like a synthesizer that's trying to sound like a trumpet. And he blew into it with his helmet on. https://t.co/ji9EzWBB3v

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