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    26 Sep 2018

    Just 16 Of The Funniest Tweets From Tonight's "The Bachelor"

    "Nick reminds me of Malibu Stacy – he's only got like 10 lady-pleasing phrases, that's it."

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    Nick: Do you have a vision of our future together? Me: #TheBachelorAU

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    I love how #TheBachelorAU has "gone back to the 1950s" without a hint of irony

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    I aspire to Dasha’s level of Over It #TheBachelorAU

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    Me to me in 2028: The kids are grown and gone, eat that 24 packet of nuggets and bottle of wine for dinner every night, you goddamn deserving queen #TheBachelorAU

    5.

    Where do I see myself in 10 years ?#TheBachelorAU

    6.

    Why is every date this year a competitive sporting event? #TheBachelorAU

    7.

    I just googled what an actual honey badger looks like and I’m fucking terrified. #TheBachelorAU

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    #TheBachelorAU Nick reminds me of Malibu Stacy he's only got like 10 lady pleasing phrases that's it

    9.

    Nick: "I've got a prize for you" Sophie: "Can't wait for my rose!" Nick: "Here's a stuffed toy!" Sophie: #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/Pps02qO38p

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    Nothing more romantic than being warned not to pee in the pool, hey. #TheBachelorAU

    11.

    This is so boring that it makes the promo for Ali as the Bachelorette look like a Bond movie #TheBachelorAU

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    I hope they’re gonna cut up those strawberries before eating them 🍓 #TheBachelorAU

    13.

    The bachelor trying to describe his feelings: it's like... Fire. And... Wind? You wind, and um, also I am wind. Uh... a larrikin! #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/XKTkl3dRhu

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    First ice hockey, then tonsil hockey.......Sophie is on a roll. #TheBachelorAU

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    The best part about home visits tomorrow night is that Nick can’t kiss them to avoid talking about his feelings #TheBachelorAU

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