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Nick: Do you have a vision of our future together? Me: #TheBachelorAU
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I love how #TheBachelorAU has "gone back to the 1950s" without a hint of irony
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I aspire to Dasha’s level of Over It #TheBachelorAU
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Me to me in 2028: The kids are grown and gone, eat that 24 packet of nuggets and bottle of wine for dinner every night, you goddamn deserving queen #TheBachelorAU
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Where do I see myself in 10 years ?#TheBachelorAU
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Why is every date this year a competitive sporting event? #TheBachelorAU
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I just googled what an actual honey badger looks like and I’m fucking terrified. #TheBachelorAU
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#TheBachelorAU Nick reminds me of Malibu Stacy he's only got like 10 lady pleasing phrases that's it
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Nick: "I've got a prize for you" Sophie: "Can't wait for my rose!" Nick: "Here's a stuffed toy!" Sophie: #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/Pps02qO38p
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Nothing more romantic than being warned not to pee in the pool, hey. #TheBachelorAU
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This is so boring that it makes the promo for Ali as the Bachelorette look like a Bond movie #TheBachelorAU
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I hope they’re gonna cut up those strawberries before eating them 🍓 #TheBachelorAU
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The bachelor trying to describe his feelings: it's like... Fire. And... Wind? You wind, and um, also I am wind. Uh... a larrikin! #TheBachelorAU https://t.co/XKTkl3dRhu
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First ice hockey, then tonsil hockey.......Sophie is on a roll. #TheBachelorAU
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Cass singing: #TheBachelorAU
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The best part about home visits tomorrow night is that Nick can’t kiss them to avoid talking about his feelings #TheBachelorAU