I Watched "Die Hard" For The First Time And Had A Lot Of Thoughts
This is definitely a Christmas movie.
As a huge fan of both action and Christmas movies, I don't know how I've gone my entire life without seeing Die Hard. In 2020, I decided it was about time that changed...

Here is my real-time reaction to watching this Christmas classic (because yes, it is one!)...

1. I have no idea what this movie is about, other than a cop gets caught in the middle of a terrorist attack and hides in the vents to ambush them. I think heās Christmas shopping at the time?āØ
2. I wonder if this toe fist trick works. Iāll have to try it next time I fly. Whenever that is.āØ
3. āIām a cop. Trust me.ā Well, that hits differently in 2020.āØ
4. Is this giant teddy hiding weapons or something?āØ
5. Itās so jarring seeing people smoke everywhere in old movies.Ā āØ
6. Oh, itās Christmas eve?Ā āØ
7. Uh-oh heās been separated from his family. Let me guess, he will get them back by the end.āØ
8. Bruce Willis was a bit of a babe, hey. I finally get it.āØ
9. Ah, heās a ride-in-the-front-seat kind of guy. Salt of the Earth.āØ
10. He chose his job over his family? But heās blaming his wife for choosing her job? Hmmm.āØ
11. We have Christmas music. This is definitely a Christmas movie. How was that ever even in question?āØ
12. Lol at this basic touch screen being super high tech.Ā āØ
13. Bruce Willis and his wife clearly still love each other. Theyāre definitely gonna kiss in the third act.āØ
14. I really hope he grows out of being such a boofhead before that though.

15. Look at that long blonde hair and trench coat. This guy may as well be wearing a neon flashing sign saying āI am a bad guyā.Ā āØ
16. A whole truck full of baddies!āØ
17. ALAN RICKMAN. WITH A GOATEE.āØ
18. Oh heās hot.Ā āØ
19. Why did I think this took place in a mall? Itās a private company Christmas party.Ā āØ
20. Bruce is trying the toe carpet trick which means heās gonna be stuck barefoot for the rest of the movie, isnāt he?āØ
21. Shiiiiiiiiiit theyāre just opening fire at the crowd oh my god.Ā āØ
22. Alan Rickman is so extra just casually quoting Plutarch. I love him.āØ
23. So they want to rob the vault. What even is this company, anyway?āØ
24. Omg I wasnāt expecting murder quite yet.āØ
25. Neither was Bruce Willis, it seems.āØ
26. Those are some tight grey sweatpants this bad guy is wearing.Ā āØ
27. āYou wonāt hurt me. Because you are a policeman. There are rules for policemen.ā
28. This basically feels like Home Alone for adultsāØ.
29. āNow I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.ā SCREAMING.Ā āØ
30. These cops thinking heās prank calling are soooo frustrating.
31. Heās going in the elevator shaft. Oh my god this is stressful.Ā āØ
32. Iām clenching.

33. Heās in the vent! With the lighter! Iāve seen this gif!āØ
34. I need these bad guys to drop their hair care routine.Ā āØ
35. How is the dude who was chilling in the limo doing?āØ
36. Death by crotch shot. Brutal.āØ
37. Oh the guy chilling in the limo is having a great time, just vibing while chaos engulfs the world outside. The energy Iām taking into 2021.āØ
38. āYippee ki yay motherfuckerā so THAT is the context of that line.Ā āØ
39. Thinking about the way Alan Rickman says detonator. Respectfully.Ā Ā āØ
40. The guy playing the head cop is always an asshole in ā80s movies.āØ
41. Okay I low-key ship Bruce Willisā wife and Hans. They have chemistry.Ā āØ
42. Oh my god they literally brought out the big guns.āØ
43. Wait now I ship Bruce Willis and Hans. The unresolved sexual tension!!āØ
44. Youād never see the level of hair Bruce Willis has on his back on any action lead now. Let people be hairy, Hollywood!āØ
45. I bet Bruce Willis isnāt so mad now that his wife uses her maiden name. Itās the only thing protecting her.

46. āItās Christmas Theo, itās the time of miracles.ā Hans is great.āØ
47. The cops are named Johnson and Johnson? Lol.āØ
48. Finally Bruce Willis and Hans come face to face. Now kiss.Ā āØ
49. Hans is acting like a hostage. This is amazing. Excellent plotting, excellent execution, I am IN.Ā āØ
50. DONāT GIVE HIM A GUN BRUCE.āØ
51. Ahhh itās unloaded, okay I see you Bruce.Ā āØ
52. He really is barefoot for the whole movie hahahahaaa.āØ
53. Carlās āsmileā has ended me.āØ
54. Oh god the glass in Bruceās foot looks so painful.āØ
55. Al shot a kid? I did not see that coming.āØ
56. The vault opening sequence is beautiful. Merry Christmas indeed.Ā āØ
57. Bruce Willis is now shirtless. Iām not mad.Ā āØ
58. Iām glad heās had his feminist awakening.Ā āØ
59. The reporter ruined everything. This is why people hate journalists.Ā āØ
60. Hans being like, how dare you say Iām a common thief, I am an EXCEPTIONAL thief. Yes.Ā āØ
61. Oh my god Bruce is not going to jump off the edge of this building using a hose oh my god oh my god oh myā

62. Now that is one hell of an explosion shot.āØ
63. THIS IS SO STRESSFUL.āØ
64. That guy is still in the limo!!āØ
65. My sexuality is Alan Rickman saying āyippee ki yay motherfuckerā.āØ
66. That is some good fall-acting Alan Rickman.āØ
67. Kinda sad to see the end of Hans tbh.Ā āØ
68. Of course Bruce and his wife are back together!āØ
69. Bruce and Al are my fave BROTP.āØ
70. That was so fun. I can see this becoming a Christmas tradition.Ā