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    I Could Only Find 13 Funny Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelorette"

    Does no one care?

    1.

    Hey look it's me from 1999! #BacheloretteAU

    2.

    They've really gone out of their way this year to make it the whitest season possible by adding an actual ghost. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/VpEyxGKzv9

    3.

    For fuck’s sake this date. #bacheloretteau

    4.

    PRODUCERS: What's the greatest thing we could do on this photo shoot? Enter dipshit Paddy in a dodgy bellhop outfit. THE REST OF AUSTRALIA: #bacheloretteau https://t.co/VeQx4APb5m

    5.

    Series pitch: Paddy and Vanessa Sunshine stuck in a lift #BacheloretteAU

    6.

    My favourite genre of Mills & Boon cover is "Woman regrets every choice that lead to this moment". #BacheloretteAU

    7.

    Ewww. Referring to Ali as a meal. No. #BacheloretteAU

    8.

    ‘It’s like going to a restaurant and someone takes your favourite meal’. No. A woman is never the equivalent of ya fav slag bol. #Bacheloretteau https://t.co/ELV6nyCJhs

    9.

    Charlie peaked too soon and is rapidly descending. #bacheloretteau

    10.

    Paddy is your mate who went to London for a 3 week holiday & came home talking with a bad fake accent. #BacheloretteAU

    11.

    Fluent fuckwit #bacheloretteau https://t.co/3uCMRkA5jE

    12.

    Assuming Jules knows he's not going to win this, and is instead trying for most giffable reaction faces. #BacheloretteAU

    13.

    I've invented a #BacheloretteAU occupation generator: Amusement plumber. Fitness artist. Structural nutritionist. Vehicle drainer. Veterinary arborist. Hospital escort. Theatre machinist. Dental agent.

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