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Poll: How Weird Are Your Bathroom Habits As A Couple?

In other words, do you poop in front of your partner?

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  1. 1. Do you fart in front of each other?

    NEVER. That would kill the romance.
    Sometimes they slip out.
    My partner does, I never do.
    I do, but my partner never does.
    Yes. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

Poll: How Weird Are Your Bathroom Habits As A Couple?

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1. Do you fart in front of each other?
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    NEVER. That would kill the romance.
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    Sometimes they slip out.
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    My partner does, I never do.
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    I do, but my partner never does.
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    Yes. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
  1. 2. Do you leave the door open when you go the the toilet?

    No! I want some privacy, please.
    Yeah, whatever. I've got nothing to hide.

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2. Do you leave the door open when you go the the toilet?
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    No! I want some privacy, please.
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    Yeah, whatever. I've got nothing to hide.
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  1. 3. Where do you draw the line at going to the toilet when your S.O. is in the room?

    The line is WAY before that. It's never OK.
    It's OK in emergencies only.
    It's OK, but only for a pee, not no. 2 - that's private time.
    It's OK to do your business, but wiping is for your eyes only.
    Anything goes, to be honest. We're comfortable with each other.

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3. Where do you draw the line at going to the toilet when your S.O. is in the room?
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    The line is WAY before that. It's never OK.
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    It's OK in emergencies only.
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    It's OK, but only for a pee, not no. 2 - that's private time.
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    It's OK to do your business, but wiping is for your eyes only.
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    Anything goes, to be honest. We're comfortable with each other.
  1. 4. Do you shower together?

    Never - that's "me" time.
    Occasionally, because it's sexy.
    Sometimes, to save time.
    All the time. We do everything together.

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4. Do you shower together?
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    Never - that's "me" time.
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    Occasionally, because it's sexy.
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    Sometimes, to save time.
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    All the time. We do everything together.
  1. 5. Do you take baths together?

    Never - I don't want to stew in anyone else's filth.
    Not really - but only because we don't both fit.
    Sometimes - it's fun.
    Yes, all the time.

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5. Do you take baths together?
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    Never - I don't want to stew in anyone else's filth.
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    Not really - but only because we don't both fit.
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    Sometimes - it's fun.
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    Yes, all the time.
  1. 6. How do you feel about brushing your teeth at the same time?

    Wut? It's fine.
    I only accept it if one of us is running late.
    NOPE. It freaks me out.

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6. How do you feel about brushing your teeth at the same time?
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    Wut? It's fine.
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    I only accept it if one of us is running late.
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    NOPE. It freaks me out.
  1. 7. Do you ever use the same toothbrush?

    NEVER. THAT IS FILTHY.
    Sometimes, in a pinch.
    Always. It's OUR toothbrush.

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7. Do you ever use the same toothbrush?
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    NEVER. THAT IS FILTHY.
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    Sometimes, in a pinch.
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    Always. It's OUR toothbrush.
  1. 8. Do you share towels?

    No, we each have our own personal towels.
    Only if it has been washed.
    Yeah, it's no big deal.

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8. Do you share towels?
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    No, we each have our own personal towels.
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    Only if it has been washed.
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    Yeah, it's no big deal.
  1. 9. Who is responsible for cleaning the bathroom?

    Always me.
    Always my S.O.
    We share the load.

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9. Who is responsible for cleaning the bathroom?
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    Always me.
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    Always my S.O.
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    We share the load.
  1. 10. Do you ever shave a part of your partner's body?

    Ew, no.
    Yes, if they can't reach, I lend a hand.
    Yes, because it's a turn on.

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10. Do you ever shave a part of your partner's body?
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    Ew, no.
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    Yes, if they can't reach, I lend a hand.
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    Yes, because it's a turn on.

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