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19 Aussie Kids TV Characters That Were Actually Fucked Up As Hell

EC from Lift Off is personally responsible for my insomnia.

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1. The Mulligrubs Face.

Network Ten

Hey you know what would make a great character for a kids show? A GIANT TERRIFYING FLOATING PURPLE FACE WITH BIG FUCK OFF NOSTRILS AND A VOICE THAT HAUNTS YOUR NIGHTMARES.

Yeah, great idea guys.

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3. EC from Lift Off

ABC

Oh what's better (worse) than a giant floating face? A DIRTY GARBAGE DOLL WITH NO FACE. THAT CAN MOVE. AND HAS SPECIAL POWERS.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

4. And Beverley the plant.

ABC

As if a faceless doll wasn't scary enough, Lift Off had to go and get a spiky living plant with a giant-arse all-seeing eyeball.

PS. That lizard guy was shady AF too.

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11. Humphrey on Here's Humphrey.

Nine

You either loved Humphrey or you were batshit scared of him. There was no in between. Like, why was he so silent? What was he hiding?! Also... no pants?

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