The Most Important NRL Players, According To Hotness

By popular demand.

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60. Daly Cherry-Evans, Manly Sea Eagles

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I'm not going to make a cherry popping comment. Nope.

59. Boyd Cordner, Sydney Roosters

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ARMS. ARMS ARMS ARMS.

58. Aiden Tolman, Canterbury Bulldogs

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Ginger prince.

57. Korbin Sims, Newcastle Knights

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Reason to smile.

56. Pat Richards, Wests Tigers

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Thumbs up alright.

55. Greg Inglis, South Sydney Rabbitohs

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Hey TRICEPS.

54. Cheyse Blair, Manly Sea Eagles

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Thrill of the chase.

53. Ryan Hinchcliffe, Melbourne Storm

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Diving into THAT.

52. Matt Gillett, Brisbane Broncos

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Buck up.

51. Brett Stewart, Manly Sea Eagles

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Going for gold.

50. Jamal Idris, Penrith Panthers

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Uh-huh honey.

49. Jayson Bukuya, Cronulla Sharks

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Let's snuggle.

48. Aidan Guerra, Sydney Roosters

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The thirst is real.

47. Matt Moylan, Penrith Panthers

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Lick me.

46. Peter Mata'Utia, St George Illawarra Dragons

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Body. Slam.

45. Corey Parker, Brisbane Broncos

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I believe this is what is scientifically referred to as a Silver Fox.

44. Adam Clydsdale, Newcastle Knights

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Would make a pass at that.

43. Daniel Holdworth, Cronulla Sharks

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ET phone me.

42. Andrew Fifita, Cronulla Sharls

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Why so serious?

41. Young Tonumaipea, Melbourne Storm

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What a catch.

40. Chad Townsend, New Zealand Warriors

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Worthy of applause.

39. Aidan Sezer, Gold Coast Titans

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That mo.

38. Matt Ballin, Manly Sea Eagles

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THAT mo.

37. Lewis Brown, Penrith Panthers

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Those biceps tho.

36. Ben Matulino, New Zealand Warriors

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Would kiss that neck.

35. Jared Waerea-Hargreaves, Sydney Roosters

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Cock a doodle do.

34. Jack de Belin, St George Illawarra Dragons

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On fire.

33. Benji Marshall, St George Illawarra Dragons

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TRY! SCORE! Or something.

32. Cooper Cronk, Melbourne Storm

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Lucky number 7.

31. Tariq Sims, North Queensland Cowboys

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Worth celebrating.

30. Reece Robinson, Canberra Raiders

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Raid my lost ark.

29. Ashley Harrison, Gold Coast Titans

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Mighty indeed.

28. Nathan Peats, Parramatta Eels

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Let's play.

27. Dane Gagai, Newcastle Knights

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Slay me.

26. Corey Norman, Parramatta Eels

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Oh hai.

25. Luke Brooks, Wests Tigers

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Rawr.

24. Sam Perrett, Canterbury Bulldogs

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Soul = pierced.

23. David Nofoaluma, Wests Tigers

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Just, yes.

22. Jeremy Smith, Newcastle Knights

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Sir Hottie.

21. Tim Lafai, Canterbury Bulldogs

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Need help removing your bra?

20. Anthony Milford, Brisbane Broncos

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Hey boy.

19. Ashton Sims, North Queensland Cowboys

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Real life God of Thunder.

18. Semi Radradra, Paramatta Eels

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Nothing semi bout this guy.

17. Cameron Smith, Melbourne Storm

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Captain of my heart.

16. Josh Hoffman, Brisbane Broncos

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Would it be too much to say I'd ride that?

OK I won't say it then.

15. Dane Nielsen, Melbourne Storm

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Oof.

14. Adam Reynolds, South Sydney Rabbitohs

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What is that thing that bunnies do all the time?

13. Anthony Minichiello, Sydney Roosters

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Those biceps will be missed.

12. Luke Burgess, South Sydney Rabbitohs

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Yummy.

11. Sam Burgess, South Sydney Rabbitohs

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I'll have that with fries.

10. Jarryd Hayne, Parramatta Eels

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Climbing right into my heart. Or other parts.

9. Ben Roberts, Melbourne Storm

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Those biceps + those tattoos = errything.

8. Josh Mansour, Penrith Panthers

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More like manSWEET, amirite?

7. Kieran Foran, Manly Sea Eagles

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Let's get wet.

6. Sonny Bill Williams, Sydney Roosters

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He can play in my code.

5. Billy Slater, Melbourne Storm

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Need some company?

4. Daniel Mortimer, Gold Coast TItans

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Yes, good.

3. George Burgess, Sydney South Rabbitohs

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YAAASS.

2. Thomas Burgess, South Sydney Rabbitohs

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YAAAAAAASSSSS.

1. Johnathan Thurston, North Queensland Cowboys

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THIRSTY FOR THURSTON.

H/T Ladies Who League and Oh Errol for their expert knowledge on NRL hotties.

Oct. 03, 2014, at 23:24 PM

A previous version of this post incorrectly listed Lewis Brown as playing for the New Zealand Warriors, when he now plays for the Penrith Panthers. Whoops! We were too distracted by the biceps.