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    28 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "Bachelor In Paradise"

    When blokes cry: 1. Cheated at cricket. 2. Dogged a mate.

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    This Jarrod/Keira cycle is more exhausting than 10 years of Ross and Rachel, and not as interesting. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    2.

    Really confused at the parallel universe where Jarrod is hot property. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    3.

    Jarrod 5 minutes into their date “I could definitely see myself falling in love with Simone” 🤦🏽‍♀️ #BachelorInParadiseAU

    4.

    File this under reasons I've given up on dating/why I've become celibate/why I need therapy/etc #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/gzlIOSfgFs

    5.

    Jarrod: erotic and sexual... My vagina: #BachelorInParadiseAU

    6.

    Someone give Jarrod some sort of aloe Vera sponsorship. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    7.

    Jarrod and Keira sitting in a tree.. F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    “I am not thinking Keira. While I kiss this girl who isn’t Keira. On the date with not-Keira. Away from Keira. Because I don’t like Keira. I want someone who is not Keira. Keira” Yeah ok Jarrod. Ok. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    9.

    When Jarrod says the word “erotic.” #BachelorInParadiseAU

    10.

    Megan after chatting to Luke and Lisa #BachelorInParadiseAU

    11.

    How not to fix a bad situation with a woman, a guide by Luke #BachelorInParadiseAU

    12.

    Sure seems to be an Apollo shaped hole in my tv viewing..... #BachelorInParadiseAU

    13.

    Luke: I’m on the lookout for other options. Lisa: What? We can pursue other options? Luke: Me! Not you, only me. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    14.

    Producer: "Keira what are you upset about?" Also producer: gives Keira another drink and asks why she's such an unlovable loser #BachelorInParadiseAU

    15.

    Jarrod and Kiera are the type of couple who fight in the comments of their own Facebook status #BachelorInParadiseAU

    16.

    no ones interested in me either but ya don't see me crying about it on national television #BachelorInParadiseAU i just do it in the car like everyone else 💁😭

    17.

    Nina just views all types of affection as intimate and doesn’t kiss in public... 🙄 #surejan #BachelorInParadiseAU

    18.

    Jarrod, stop: - putting things behind your ear - falling in love with whoever's nearby - letting sunlight anywhere near you #BachelorInParadiseAU

    19.

    Ok but seriously speeches aren’t really required #BachelorInParadiseAU

    20.

    OH NOESSSSS!!!!!! The bro-code has been breached. ThE bRo CoDe HaS bEeN bReAcHeD #BachelorInParadiseAU 😐😐😐

    21.

    When blokes cry: - cheated at cricket - dogged a mate #BachelorInParadiseAU

    22.

    *Actual footage of Luke consoling Kiera during getting a rose from him #BachelorInParadiseAU

    23.

    Can't wait to get "I DOGGED MAH m8" drunkenly tattooed across my chest #BachelorInParadiseAU

    24.

    Michael: *cries* Keira: *cries* Lisa: *cries* Luke: *cries* My housemate: *cries* What a roller coaster #BachelorInParadiseAU

    25.

    "I've been open & honest with Eden... except for when i was all about Daniel and going on about how much i missed Daniel. Except for that" - Nina & her values #BachelorInParadiseAU

    26.

    Trying to get through one more episode full of terrible men like #BachelorInParadiseAU

    27.

    Me: perfect men don’t exist. #BachelorInParadiseAU:

    28.

    Tonight I have laughed, cried, cringed, screamed, felt confused and even questioned humanity in one hour. I need therapy #BachelorInParadiseAU