1.
This Jarrod/Keira cycle is more exhausting than 10 years of Ross and Rachel, and not as interesting. #BachelorInParadiseAU
2.
Really confused at the parallel universe where Jarrod is hot property. #BachelorInParadiseAU
3.
Jarrod 5 minutes into their date “I could definitely see myself falling in love with Simone” 🤦🏽♀️ #BachelorInParadiseAU
4.
File this under reasons I've given up on dating/why I've become celibate/why I need therapy/etc #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/gzlIOSfgFs
5.
Jarrod: erotic and sexual... My vagina: #BachelorInParadiseAU
6.
Someone give Jarrod some sort of aloe Vera sponsorship. #BachelorInParadiseAU
7.
Jarrod and Keira sitting in a tree.. F-I-G-H-T-I-N-G #BachelorInParadiseAU
8.
“I am not thinking Keira. While I kiss this girl who isn’t Keira. On the date with not-Keira. Away from Keira. Because I don’t like Keira. I want someone who is not Keira. Keira” Yeah ok Jarrod. Ok. #BachelorInParadiseAU
9.
When Jarrod says the word “erotic.” #BachelorInParadiseAU
10.
Megan after chatting to Luke and Lisa #BachelorInParadiseAU
11.
How not to fix a bad situation with a woman, a guide by Luke #BachelorInParadiseAU
12.
Sure seems to be an Apollo shaped hole in my tv viewing..... #BachelorInParadiseAU
13.
Luke: I’m on the lookout for other options. Lisa: What? We can pursue other options? Luke: Me! Not you, only me. #BachelorInParadiseAU
14.
Producer: "Keira what are you upset about?" Also producer: gives Keira another drink and asks why she's such an unlovable loser #BachelorInParadiseAU
15.
Jarrod and Kiera are the type of couple who fight in the comments of their own Facebook status #BachelorInParadiseAU
16.
no ones interested in me either but ya don't see me crying about it on national television #BachelorInParadiseAU i just do it in the car like everyone else 💁😭
17.
Nina just views all types of affection as intimate and doesn’t kiss in public... 🙄 #surejan #BachelorInParadiseAU
18.
Jarrod, stop: - putting things behind your ear - falling in love with whoever's nearby - letting sunlight anywhere near you #BachelorInParadiseAU
19.
Ok but seriously speeches aren’t really required #BachelorInParadiseAU
20.
OH NOESSSSS!!!!!! The bro-code has been breached. ThE bRo CoDe HaS bEeN bReAcHeD #BachelorInParadiseAU 😐😐😐
21.
When blokes cry: - cheated at cricket - dogged a mate #BachelorInParadiseAU
22.
*Actual footage of Luke consoling Kiera during getting a rose from him #BachelorInParadiseAU
23.
Can't wait to get "I DOGGED MAH m8" drunkenly tattooed across my chest #BachelorInParadiseAU
24.
Michael: *cries* Keira: *cries* Lisa: *cries* Luke: *cries* My housemate: *cries* What a roller coaster #BachelorInParadiseAU
25.
"I've been open & honest with Eden... except for when i was all about Daniel and going on about how much i missed Daniel. Except for that" - Nina & her values #BachelorInParadiseAU
26.
Trying to get through one more episode full of terrible men like #BachelorInParadiseAU
27.
Me: perfect men don’t exist. #BachelorInParadiseAU:
28.
Tonight I have laughed, cried, cringed, screamed, felt confused and even questioned humanity in one hour. I need therapy #BachelorInParadiseAU