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    23 Hilarious Tweets About "Bachelor In Paradise" Episode 3

    "When does Apollo appear on a horse and surrounded by dry ice?"

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    So after three episodes, I’ve seen Michael’s nipples more than I’ve seen my own. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    It is nice of Jarrod to take time away from living in Sophie Monk's bushes to come on the show and see if he can stalk at first sight a whole new lady #BachelorInParadiseAU

    3.

    Tara “nah I’m fine, I’m really fine” #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    #BachelorInParadiseAU this guy is an underatted hottie

    5.

    Keira and Michael wouldn't have any chemistry together if you super glued a chemistry set to both their bodies and locked them in a chemistry lab #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Sam is 100% the bloke you discover chatting up your gf at the hotel bar when you get back from the bathroom #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Sam moving in on Tara... #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    My thoughts on this new Tara/Sam storyline #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    It’s almost like Jarrod walked off the beach with Sophie, got changed and kept walking into Paradise two months later. (FYI: That’s not too far from the truth) #bachelorinparadiseAU

    10.

    Jarrod: I’m going to take it easy and just mingle #BachelorInParadiseAU

    11.

    Ali coming on this show to find a genuine guy is like someone going on The Voice to find a long-lasting music career. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    12.

    Mac and Ali, a love story #BachelorInParadiseAU

    13.

    Jarrod is this series' dick pic. You've barely sarted a conversation and BOOM, there he is, in your face. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    14.

    All I want for Christmas is access to the Instagram DMs of everyone on #BachelorInParadiseAU

    15.

    Jarrod: I think I’m in a love triangle Australia: #BachelorInParadiseAU

    16.

    Liking two women is not a love triangle Jarrod it’s just being indecisive #BachelorInParadiseAU

    17.

    I walked past at least 7 people today. Consider me in a love octagon. #bachelorinparadiseau

    18.

    Jared's been in Fiji a total of about 4 hours #BachelorinParadiseAU

    19.

    Of course Mack is a window cleaner.... he’s such a pane #BachelorInParadiseAU

    20.

    When does Apollo appear on a horse and surrounded by dry ice? #BachelorInParadiseAU

    21.

    #BachelorInParadiseAU Jake "Im not a fuckboi" Also Jake with half the cast "theres a little bit of history there"

    22.

    drunk Tara in a dumb grass hat saying “I’m fine” is a huge fucking mood #BachelorInParadiseAU

    23.

    She’s FINE #BachelorInParadiseAU

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