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32 Times Chris Hemsworth Made You Pregnant Without Even Touching You

In honour of his 32nd birthday.

1. When just the sight of his bicep made your heart start pounding.

2. When he winked and your heart actually stopped.

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3. When he gazed off into the distance and pierced your freaking soul.

4. When he was really a golden god.

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5. And was so beautiful it literally hurt.

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Marvel

6. When he wore the hell out of this suit.

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7. But also looked A+ in casual clothes.

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8. When he smiled like this and it just melted you.

9. And smiled like this and you were an actual puddle.

10. When he laughed like this and you wanted to be the one who made it happen.

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11. When he posed with his brothers and it was almost too much Hemsworth to handle.

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12. Almost.

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13. Every damn time he was shirtless.

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14. Every.

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Marvel

15. Damn.

Marvel

16. Time.

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17. And even when he was putting a shirt back on because he still looked hot AF.

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18. When he was literally the sexiest man alive and you could hardly even bear it.

People

19. When you never wanted to get in somebody's dirty bath water more.

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20. And when you were actually jealous of a bandage.

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21. When he and his wife Elsa Pataky were the cutest couple ever and you weren't even mad about it.

22. SERIOUSLY JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO.

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23. When he was the most adorable dad ever and it literally made your ovaries explode.

24. Seriously, look at dat dad technique.

25. When his hair flopped in juuust the right way.

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26. When even he was unsure about his wax figure and it gave you life.

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27. When he posed by the pool and made you thirstier than you've ever been.

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28. When he read the newspaper and stroked his lip and hjafkajgbabkaf.

29. When THIS happened.

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NBC

30. And THIS happened.

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31. And thiiiisssss happened.

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32. And, um, this happened.

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Happy Birthday Chris. Thank you for existing.

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