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I hate when lecturers tell jokes like bro this isn’t live at the Apollo just tell me what I need to know so I can leave
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went to class today really thinking i had grabbed my computer off the kitchen counter
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week 3 of uni. still don't understand anything. bag is overflowing with loose paper notes that only half make sense. deadlines are coming on work i havent started and i cant remember the password for my uni account.
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y’all really be pulling all nighters to study?? if i don’t know it by 12 then i just don’t know it lmao
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my professor: going over the syllabus my brain:
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emailing my English professor and trying to be formal so she’ll give me an extension
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if this doesn't sum up my uni experience so far
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100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days 500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
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professor: for the first day i'm just gonna go over the syllabus white girl in planner: 𝑀𝑜𝓃𝒹𝒶𝓎 💖 • 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓎𝓁𝓁𝒶𝒷𝓊𝓈
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I skip test questions like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them
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College students: *doesn’t understand the lecture* Professor that studied the subject for 28 years:
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4pm: wow i have so much work 5pm: *naps* 7pm: *wakes up* 7-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate* 11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know".
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High school bathroom graffiti: brittneys a hoe!! College bathroom graffiti: Our entire society was founded on racism and misogyny
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‘I study better at night’ 11 pm:
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college is cool because people can cry or sleep anywhere and everyone completely understands the situation
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*studying for exam in college* Me reading notes: ‘Tetrahymena thermophila are free-living pond ciliate which have a macro-nuclear draft genome of 180 chromosomes and 25,000 genes’ Me in my head: “Yeah most of this is pretty much common sense anyway” *goes to sleep