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    19 Funny Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelor" Australia

    "They should rename this show 'Stockholm Syndrome'."

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    Cass: "The only thing I'm afraid of is heights" Nick: "Me too" Wet N Wild date: #thebachelorau

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    They should rename this show “Stockholm Syndrome”. #TheBachelorAU

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    This whole episode was to get the soundbite of Cass saying, "if we die at least we die together." #TheBachelorAU

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    When I inevitably become a bachelor contestant I'm going to tell them I'm deathly afraid of eating green curry and being on the ground #TheBachelorAu

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    If Cass doesn’t get a fucking three-course dinner + champagne and a nice pash after this horrific business, she should set fire to the mansion. #TheBachelorAU

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    I would happily go my entire life - and, if reincarnation is real, several of the next ones - without ever hearing the phrase "chilly on the willy" ever again. #TheBachelorAU

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    Me watching Nick and Cass during their single date #TheBachelorAU

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    Respect to Cass for saying to Nick what I would send in a drunk text #TheBachelorAU

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    So is a transformational coach like a personal trainer who did one semester of psychology? #TheBachelorAU

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    yes guy sebastian you sassy bitch #TheBachelorAU

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    Dasha on the obstacle course: #TheBachelorAU

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    Nick has more women after him in at one time that I've ever had in my whole life. Nah I feel great. #TheBachelorAU

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    "Carry a 15kg backpack, carry giant ball things, walk for ages and then do an obstacle course in fecal mud water" #thebachelorau https://t.co/uhnNBNSzUn

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    DATE SUMMARY: Obstacle Course #TheBachelorAU

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    Frankly, time with Nick isn’t worth wading through all this cow manure #TheBachelorAU

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    Flashback to Honey Badger’s appearance in 90’s comedy flick “Orgazmo” #TheBachelorAU

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    Coincidentally, those of us watching at home are too #TheBachelorAU

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    That’s 3 dead conversations. Crickets*. Perhaps it’s Nick who is boring. 🤔#TheBachelorAU

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