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    Updated on 8 Aug 2018. Posted on 29 Jul 2018

    Literally Just 29 Freaking Hilarious Aussie Tweets

    “Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls.” — Ancient Australian proverb.

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    A very Australian story https://t.co/I4LkPTJx8g

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    *australian teacher voice* This is NOT ON, girls. NOT ON.

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    Looking for Alibrandi subtitles struggling to understand the aussie accent saying ‘You’re my type of chick’, instead transforming it into some sort of weird English pleasantry https://t.co/mfzEZ0H2Pi

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    rt if you’re australian and you’d kill a man for only $2.99 shipping https://t.co/x1fcBLbDeV

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    when i was younger, i didn't know that smh was 'shaking my head' and thought that people on the internet really wanted to talk about 'sydney morning herald' a lot

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    Australian summer weather shouldn’t be measured in degrees Celsius, but in the seconds it will take for the sun to strip the flesh from your bones.

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    ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ 🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧 ┃╱╱╲╲ 🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧🌧 ╱╱╭╮╲╲💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 ▔▏┗┛▕▔ 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ marge the rains are here ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

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    Sydney Airport Express Pick-up: It's express! Also Sydney Airport Express Pick-up: CROSS THE CURSED ROPE BRIDGE BY THE HEATHEN TROLL AND COLLECT THREE EMERALD GEMSTONES, UPON REACHING THE FORK IN THE ROAD --

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    if you wanna be my plover you gotta protect my eggs shrieking like the devil swooping never ends

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    regular person: where do you live australian: melbn regular person: what? australian: melbn regular person: melbourne? australian: melbn regular person: are you trying to say melbourne? australian: melbn

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    “Let’s just get a roast chook and some rolls” — Australian summer proverb

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    Americans: "OMG do you Ozzies have like kangaroos hopping around your city streets??" Australians to other Australians: *following epic eye rolling* "Can you believe how stupid Americans are?" Wallaby: "Hold my joey." https://t.co/S380RjHYjv

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    Whoever did this, you are a deadset legend. #Straya

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    Might as well shut down Twitter for the day. It's peaked already.

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    There should be an Australian version of the Fantastic Four where the Human Torch is called the Flaming Mongrel.

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    yeah I’m into ASMR! A -nd doesn’t that S -ound familiar? Doesn’t that hit so close to home? Doesn’t that M -ake you shiver? The way things could have gone? And doesn't it feel peculiar when everyone wants a little more? And so that I do R-emember to never go that far

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    ᶜᵃᶰ ᴵ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵃ ᵘʰʰʰʰʰ ᶫᵃʳᵍᵉ ˢᵉᵉᵈ

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    Found this note on the meter box this morning. Only in Australia

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    Weird how everyone's photo of their dad from the 70s amalgamated into a living being and then became the bachelor.

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    Acceptable pie accompaniments: - ice break - big M - sneaky dart - longneck - cheeky duzza

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    Remember that in the Australian summer it's illegal to go into a bottleshop and not say to the bloke working there "gee it's nice in the cool room"

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    [on my deathbed] at last, I am free from horniness. no more will I battle with The Thirst [the next day]

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    Dystopian worldbuilding: people eat mostly a foodstuff made from one kind of easily grown monocrop, like corn or wheat. It comes unflavoured, in rectangular bricks, because that shape stacks efficiently, no wasted space, for transport & storage. Eating it is considered patriotic https://t.co/zB8WK9coEi

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    australia is a very sexy continent

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