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28 Tweets, die dich zum Lachen bringen werden, wenn du eine Frau bist

"Als eine Frau hoffe ich einfach, dass ich eines Tages genauso viele Rechte haben werde wie eine Waffe."

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ITEMS EVERY WOMAN SHOULD OWN: -Little Black Dress -Cute flats -Strappy s- ok now that the men have stopped reading, we revolt at dawn.

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Because there are no women to organise it? RT @angelicantoniox: Why isn't international men's day celebrated like women's day

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attention men: pls stop telling us you want to go down on us for "hours". thats way too long. we have stuff to do. i've got a lasagne cookin

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Guy 1: OK. Nail polish on the hand means it's a woman. Guy 2: You can't see the other hand's nails. How do we make… https://t.co/Dc38kOjZ7y

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guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we'll never know!

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Dolls teach girls very unrealistic body standards. A Russian doesn't have to have many tiny Russians inside her to be beautiful.

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Art depicting all 3 species of twitter men: 1) Actually... 2) Unsolicited dick pic 3) 3rd wheel barging into convo

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WOMAN: I wish to no longer be mansplained things GENIE: Okay {POOF} *turns her into a guy* MAN: What I actually meant was… GENIE: oh jeez

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As a woman, I just hope that one day I have as many rights as a gun does.

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GOD: Let there be women WOMEN: Cool GOD: But no pockets WOMEN: What? GOD: Put your stuff in a bag lol MEN: lol GOD: lol

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Man: I'll never date a feminist Feminists: True

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Sitting in a room with my husband and kids... Suddenly I realise everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow

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"men don't find it attractive when yo-" wOW for a second there I almost thought women lived just to please men haha almost scared me there

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Carry yourself w/the confidence of a girl holding a massive owl.

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LADIES! Does YOUR MAN need a surprise in the bedroom? ;) cover his face in egg while he sleeps

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how can anyone argue that sexuality is a choice when there are still lots of women left who will date men

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I don’t need femims because we have lost too many men to the friendzone. The zone where they get to be friends with women. It’s a nightmare

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We asked 500 men what they look for in a woman and then set them adrift on a raft screaming, because just kidding who cares

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Gender Inequality: A woman continues to have to do a LOT more than a man to get to the same position.

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Started to call men "buddy" or "champ" who call me "honey" or "sweetheart" at work. The confusion on their faces is priceless.

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[inventing dogs] God: ur mans best friend Dog: pretty sexist God: no, man as in every-fuck it u can't talk Dog: ... God: & chocolate kills u

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I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to move because he's blocking my way to the cheese platter.

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When the lyrics are lowkey misogynistic but the beat bangs

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