What The Dress Colour You See Says About You
A highly scientific* analysis. *Not scientific at all.
If you see blue and black:
Jenna: You see things for what they are. You're not easily deceived and haven't got time for bullshit. You're no-nonsense and probably smarter than everyone else, lbr.
Stephanie: You're a big fan of: 1) being right, 2) the Backstreet Boys, 3) being in the company of the greats, i.e., Mindy Kaling, Tinashe, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, and a gazillion other people who are correct.
Brad: If you see blue and black you are, on top of being a genius, also correct. You are to the point, stoic, and understanding. You have no time for the frivolous nature of "gold and white" lovers. The world is a real place, and you see things the way they *really* are.
If you see white and gold:
Jenna: You're imaginative and creative. You're not bound by "reality" and know there's more to things than meets the eye.
Stephanie: You believe it's true, but you are probably tripping balls.
Brad: You're wrong about a lot of things, but your headstrong nature sees you often convince people otherwise. For you, it's all about attitude.
If you see blue and gold:
Jenna: IDK WTF is wrong with you? You should probably see a doctor about that.
Stephanie: This is a glamorous colour combination, and that is your approach to life. You see things the way you want to and that's A-OK.
Brad: You like to take the good with the good, and won't take bad news for an answer. You spend your days with a smile on your face. You're definitely a *morning person*.
If you see blue and bronze:
Jenna: You're a natural diplomat, and try to see both sides of a problem before making a decision. In other words, you're a fence-sitter.
Stephanie: TBH, you're probably right and you understand the difference between gold and bronze, which is a virtue. You also know that this dress wouldn't even make bronze in the fashion Olympics, because it sucks.
Brad: You take your time with things. Often, you'll stare at a tree for hours on end, just thinking about its point in the universe. Is it a tree? What makes it a tree? If you stop calling it a tree, is it still a tree?
If you see white and black:
Jenna: You're a dog.
Stephanie: Get off Instagram for two seconds and look at an unfiltered version of the dress pls.
Brad: You're wrong. Just wrong. And you should go see a doctor.
If you see blue and brown:
Jenna: You like eating ice cream and being sad.
Stephanie: You're incorrect. Seek help XOXO.
Brad: Congratulations, you're sad. Cheer up a little bit, because blue and brown is a colour combo that has worked literally three times.
If you see white and brown:
Jenna: You're a dog.
Stephanie: Sorry about your life choices that have led you to this point.
Brad: You grew up reading comic books, pondering the world, and wishing you had superpowers. You don't have superpowers.
If you have seen it change colours:
Jenna: The dress put a spell on you and now it owns your soul.
Stephanie: If it changed colours, you legit just need to get your eyes tested. Colours don't change.
Brad: You're not afraid to experiment and try new things.
If you saw literally any other combination:
Jenna: You just had to be different, didn't you?!?!
Stephanie: You're a loner who sees the world in a different light than everyone else. This is probably because you're wearing '90s colour-tinted lenses or something.
Brad: You're one of "those" people that just *has* to be different.