A Definitive Ranking Of Australian Lollies And Chocolates
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37. Chicos
Chocolate-flavoured lollies are good in theory, but in reality they're foul. Also a bit racist?
36. Eucalyptus Drops
So soothing when you have a sore throat. At least that's what you tell yourself when you crack your third packet for the day.
35. Aniseed Rings
They're great if you like aniseed and/or have no taste.
34. Ice Cream Cones
So cute, but kinda bland.
33. Witchetty Grubs
The best kind of bush tucker.
32. Caramel Buds
Sadly too sweet to eat in large amounts.
31. Clouds
Not sure who decided clouds should taste like strawberries, but they were on to something.
30. Sour Ears
So creepy. So tasty.
29. Red Skins
Racist? Probably. Delicious? Definitely.
28. Fads
Remember when these were called Fags and designed to look like cigarettes? Fun times.
27. Minties
The mintiest way to lose your teeth.
26. Cobbers
The tastiest way to lose your teeth.
25. Bullets
Chocolate-covered licorice. Sure, if you like that sorta thing.
24. Frogs
No lolly bag is complete without at least one of these guys.
23. Dairy Milk Snack
Something for everyone!
22. Chomp
For when you only have loose change in your pocket.
21. Jaffas
Beautiful red balls of chocolate orange goodness.
20. Picnic
Proof it's what's on the inside that counts.
19. Jersey Caramels
A staple of any caramel fan's diet.
18. Caramel Kisses
Kinda like Jersey Caramels, but WITH COCONUT.
17. Fruit Tingles
Fruity. Tingly.
16. Wizz Fizz
It's a party in your mouth.
15. Musk Sticks
This is what heaven must taste like.
14. Milko Chews
They are lollies made out of condensed milk. 'Nuff said.
13. Sherbies
The only thing that could make sherbet better is wrapping it in more candy.
12. Violet Crumble
Just the right ratio of honeycomb to chocolate.
11. Fantales
Combining our love of caramel, chocolate and useless trivia.
10. Snakes
The best way to cope with all the deadly snakes in Australia is by symbolically eating them.
9. Killer Pythons
Like Snakes on steroids.
8. Pods
Dangerously easy to eat.
7. Bananas
The most delicious fake banana flavour in the world.
6. Mint Pattie
When mint meets chocolate, magic happens.
5. Golden Rough
Classic.
4. Freckles
Chocolate + 100s and 1000s + an awesome name = perfection.
3. Clinkers
Will it be pink, green or yellow? It's the most thrilling chocolate on the market.
2. Freddo Frog
It might just be milk chocolate, but something about the frog shape makes it 100 times more delicious.
1. Caramello Koala
Single-handedly raking in the cash for school kids all over Australia.
