Sports·Posted on 22 June 2018Literally Just A Bunch Of Photos Of Cristiano Ronaldo's ThighsThis is an important sports report.by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Let me set the scene. It's Friday afternoon, I'm sitting at my desk, cleaning off my desktop so I can see Chris Hemsworth's abs better, pretty much done working for the week. 20th Century Fox / My desktop Look how (mostly) clean my desktop is. I'm quite proud. And I get a message from my photo editor that Ronaldo's thighs are "up for grabs". My Slack DMs My interest is piqued, because, like Lucy Liu in Set It Up, I am a renowned sports reporter and this is my beat. Netflix (This is a picture of Lucy Liu in Set It Up. It's a great movie. If you haven't watched it yet, go do that, then come back to this post. It'll still be here.) This is a photo of my boss doing a public presentation about how good my sports reporting is. Some old screenshot on my computer I took one look at these Ronaldo photos and agreed that they did, indeed, need to be shared with the world. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF giphy.com My Friday afternoon doing nothing would have to be sacrificed. But it's a noble cause. Without further ado, I present: Cristiano Ronaldo's thighs. Clive Rose / Getty Images They sure are thighsy. Maddie Meyer / Getty Images And smooth. FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP / Getty Images They are just some real smooth thighs. KIRILL KUDRYAVTSEV/AFP / Getty Images Ronaldo, it seems, uses them for ball-kicking. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno / Getty Images He plays football, you see. Stu Forster / Getty Images There's, like, a really big football event happening at the moment. Stu Forster / Getty Images It's called the World Cup. Anadolu Agency / Getty Images Players from each country battle it out for who has the biggest cup. Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno / Getty Images It's too bad it's not about who has the best thighs. Angel Martinez/Real Madrid via Getty Images If it were, I think we all know who would win. Clive Rose / Getty ImagesClive Rose / Getty Images Ronaldo, obviously. Stu Forster / Getty Images Because boy, does he have thighs. Stuart Franklin - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images This has been Sports Time For Thirsty Bitches. Thank you for playing along. H/T this thigh gallery.