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    Literally Just A Bunch Of Photos Of Cristiano Ronaldo's Thighs

    This is an important sports report.

    Let me set the scene. It's Friday afternoon, I'm sitting at my desk, cleaning off my desktop so I can see Chris Hemsworth's abs better, pretty much done working for the week.

    20th Century Fox / My desktop

    Look how (mostly) clean my desktop is. I'm quite proud.

    And I get a message from my photo editor that Ronaldo's thighs are "up for grabs".

    My Slack DMs

    My interest is piqued, because, like Lucy Liu in Set It Up, I am a renowned sports reporter and this is my beat.


    (This is a picture of Lucy Liu in Set It Up. It's a great movie. If you haven't watched it yet, go do that, then come back to this post. It'll still be here.)

    This is a photo of my boss doing a public presentation about how good my sports reporting is.

    Some old screenshot on my computer

    I took one look at these Ronaldo photos and agreed that they did, indeed, need to be shared with the world.

    My Friday afternoon doing nothing would have to be sacrificed. But it's a noble cause.

    Without further ado, I present: Cristiano Ronaldo's thighs.

    Clive Rose / Getty Images

    They sure are thighsy.

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    And smooth.

    FREDERIC J. BROWN/AFP / Getty Images

    They are just some real smooth thighs.


    Ronaldo, it seems, uses them for ball-kicking.

    Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno / Getty Images

    He plays football, you see.

    Stu Forster / Getty Images

    There's, like, a really big football event happening at the moment.

    Stu Forster / Getty Images

    It's called the World Cup.

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    Players from each country battle it out for who has the biggest cup.

    Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno / Getty Images

    It's too bad it's not about who has the best thighs.

    Angel Martinez/Real Madrid via Getty Images

    If it were, I think we all know who would win.

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    Ronaldo, obviously.

    Stu Forster / Getty Images

    Because boy, does he have thighs.

    Stuart Franklin - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images

    This has been Sports Time For Thirsty Bitches. Thank you for playing along.

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