Listen. Avengers: Infinity War was A LOT. I saw it a week ago and I'm still processing that ending. But you know what else I'm still thinking about? CAP'S BEARD.
Now, I'm not new to the Steve Rogers Appreciation Society. I'm not being dramatic when I say I would die for this man.
My #MCURewatch begins. I love Steve Rogers so much. 😭
I love Original Steve.
I really love Super Steve.
Like, a lot.
A LOT, A LOT.
You know what else is great? PULLING-A-HELICOPTER-OUT-OF-THE-SKY-WITH-HIS-BARE-HANDS STEVE!
Excuse me, I need a moment.
OK. Back to it. Because I also need to give a special shout out to Breaking A Log Steve.
Oh! And let's not forget Boxing Steve.
Ahem.
The point is, all Steves are Good Steves.
But Beard Steve? BEARD STEVE IS THE BEST STEVE.
LOOK AT HIM.
He is magnificent.
He is MAJESTIC.
He is HOT AF.
The beard combined with the longer hair REALLY works for him.
Just look at it in motion.
Look at it kicking butt in battle.
Look at it taking on Thanos with the help of those helicopter-stopping, log-breaking hands.
Look at it hugging Bucky.
Look at it hanging in Wakanda with T'Challa.
Even Thor noticed the magic of Cap's beard.
Basically, Beard Steve is VERY IMPORTANT TO ME.
And I'm far from being the only one...
I regret to inform you that we cannot have a meaningful discussion about Infinity War because once Cap came out with that beard I passed out & missed the rest of the movie
saw infinity war for the second time and I just have to say that Cap’s beard looks ridiculously soft. like i just wanna run my hands through it. also I bet he smells amazing.
Infinity War broke me. Beard cap is best cap don't even @ me
cap with a beard could raw me
me suddenly remembering cap's beard 8 hours after walking out of the theater
Here's hoping for MORE BEARD CAP IN THE FUTURE.
Good day.
