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21 Questions Sydney Has For Melbourne

Do you ever get tired of being wrong about potato scallops?

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1. What's with all the laneways?

5. Is your coffee ACTUALLY that good? Really?

7. Why do you call them bathers, when you don't actually ~bathe~ in them?

8. How do you all get a day off just for a goddamn horse race?!

10. Do you ever get annoyed at all the trams everywhere?

15. And why are all your cabs yellow (what is this, New York)?

16. Do any of you actually care about NRL?

17. Real talk, do you sometimes secretly hate all the graffiti everywhere?