1. The sight of an uncracked tin is ohhh-so-inviting.
2. And there's nothing more satisfying than peeling back that foil.
3. This is a goddamn tragedy.
4. And this is just plain insulting.
5. But the most frustrating feeling is trying to get out that last little bit at the bottom of an empty tin.
6. You feel bad for the poor, dumb Americans who have no idea how beautiful Milo is, let alone how to get into the tin.
7. Although, to be fair, sometimes you're so desperate for Milo you don't do so great yourself.
8. But then there's other times when you can be patient and turn your Milo tin into a work of art.
9. You know there's two kinds of people in the world: those who put Milo in before milk, and those who put it in after.
10. You'll fight anyone who tries to tell you Milo isn't a superfood.
11. You're so addicted to Milo, you basically go into withdrawals if you go a day without it.
12. Sometimes you get a little too excited and experience the dreaded Milo Cough.
13. Or get Milo in places you didn't know Milo could go.
14. You know there's no better way to eat ice cream than with bucketloads of Milo on top.
15. And on a cold day, nothing beats a warm cup of Milo.
16. But tbh you'll try it in literally everything.
17. It's even better when Milo does all the work for you.
18. You friends know not to get between you and your Milo.
19. You have very strong opinions on the right ratio of Milo and milk.
20. Basically, you can never have too much Milo.
21. And sometimes, you skip the milk altogether.
