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    37 Hilarious Tweets About Beyoncé And Jay-Z's Surprise Album

    "The devil works hard. Kris Jenner works harder. Beyoncé works hardest."

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    Me signing up for the free trial on tidal for the 11th time for this new Bey & Jay Z album

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    “Y’all wanted a new album huh” #EverythingIsLove

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    Me walking over to my phone to login to my Tidal account #EverythingIsLove #TheCarters

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    Those of us who didn’t listen to that Kanye album and that Nas album being blessed by Beyoncé and Jay for holding out. #EVERYTHINGISLOVE https://t.co/nEM4l9Ni7n

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    Jay & Bey stay scheming. #EverythingIsLove

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    Ariana’s reaction to Beyoncé & Jay Z new album is me #EverythingisLove

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    Jay Z in his way to the studio when he saw Nas dropped an album

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    Me up all night , memorizing the lyrics to every song #EverythingisLove

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    Me before: I don’t want no damn joint album Me today: #EverythingIsLove

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    When you’re the friend with the Tidal subscription. #TheCarters #EverythingIsLove

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    I release things on my own schedule. Y’all will deal. #EverythingIsLove

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    Bey: You f*** up the first stone we had to get remarried. Jay: Chill Bey: We keeping it real with these people, right? Lucky I ain’t kill you...#EVERYTHINGISLOVE Me: Wrong, he lucky Solange ain’t kill him.. https://t.co/4jFZgvhCNx

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    “SHOUTOUT TO RUMI AND SIR, LOVE, BLUE” #EverythingIsLove

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    Beyoncé's lower register/ growl/ Beyoncé cussin

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    all of us who don’t have tidal rn #everythingislove

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    When you’re using your 321st backup email address to create another free trial account on TIDAL for #EverythingIsLove... https://t.co/h7ZL4aScux

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    Beyoncé my new favorite rapper #everythingislove

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    “I said No to the super bowl, you need me more than I need you” “We sell out stadiums too” #EverythingisLove

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    cosmo and wanda think they slick. #everythingislove

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    "If I gave two fucks about streaming numbers woulda put Lemonade up on Spotify. Fuck you." - Beyoncé 🔥 #EverythingIsLove https://t.co/9MjNsz9vdI

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    Beyoncé did NO playing on #EverythingisLove Jay-Z even had to tell her to chill 🤣 SHOOK.

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    Beyoncé to the fans when they ask for #EVERYTHINGISLOVE to be on other streaming apps

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    Beyoncé gave us ”My friends are goals. Your friends are foes” for the instagram captions. #EVERTHINGISLOVE

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    Beyoncé: “My great great grandchildren already rich” Me: #EverythingisLove

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    my 11 second Beyonce & Jay Z #EverythingIsLove album review

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    Kim uploading a Naked pic on IG to upstage Beyoncé #EverythingIsLove

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    the devil works hard kris jenner works harder beyoncé works hardest

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    *cancels Spotify subscription* #EVERYTHINGISLOVE

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    What is art? This is art #EverythingIsLove

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    FINALLY (after 225 years!) true art™ finds its way into @MuseeLouvre. So glad museums were invented for this moment. #APESHIT #EverythingIsLove https://t.co/ThpP1VzVhT

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    Kanye realizing his wife got no musical talent, and therefore can't do a couples only album #EverythingIsLove

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    Jay-Z and Beyonce are going to keep dropping these surprise albums on yall until you stop setting up new emails to get free trials on Tidal.

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    Me literally right now: #EverythingIsLove

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