YOU GUYS! Game of Thrones is back, and it well and truly delivered from the opening scene. But before we go on: This post contains spoilers! Turn back now if you don't want them!
OK so last time we saw Arya Stark, she was slitting Walder Frey's throat after feeding him two of his sons baked into a pie in the Season 6 finale.
Needless to say, when we saw Walder Frey appear alive and well in the cold open for Season 7, it was clear Arya was up to something, and it was going to be gooooood.
And sure enough, as Walder/Arya encouraged all of the Frey men to drink up, her speech turned threatening, and the Freys started to choke.
THEN SHE UNMASKED HERSELF.
And delivered these epic lines.
THE NORTH FUCKING REMEMBERS!!
People were LIVING for it.
Me at Arya when she poisened all the men of House Frey like the murder child she is #GoTS7
3 minutes in: ARYA KILLS AN ENTIRE WESTEROSI HOUSE. SEASON 7, BITCHES. #GameOfThrones
Winter came for house Frey!! Damn Arya!! That's some gangster shit!!
Arya really took out all of the Freys by herself. Jaqen would be so proud of her. #GameofThrones #Thronesyall
Welcome back, Game of Thrones!
Holy hell... we haven't even had the intro yet and 100 people dead already. #GameofThrones
Welcome home, Arya!
Next stop: King's Landing – and killing Cersei, apparently.
Which, if true, is very exciting, but also I'm torn because a) I really want Jaime to kill Cersei, and b) I really want Arya to go home to Winterfell.
We'll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, I'm going to rewatch that Frey scene about 1,679 times.