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It's Time To Decide Once And For All Which Chris Is The Greatest Chris

Out of the four white guys dominating Hollywood right now, that is.

If you've seen a Hollywood movie in the past few years, you'll definitely be familiar with The Chrises.

It can get very confusing, because they're all white, generically handsome, generally charming, often shirtless, and the stars of huge blockbuster movies featuring superheroes.

But for anyone with a passing interest in hot white guys named Chris who also star in superhero movies, a fierce debate has been raging for a while now: Which Chris is the ultimate Chris?

Jezebel recently, and somewhat controversially, endorsed Chris Pine for president of the Chris Club.

I myself, after a long, torturous analysis, weighed up all the options and came to the decision that Hemsworth was the top hot white Chris who stars in superhero movies.

But look, I kinda love them all, I'm easily persuaded, and my actual ranking changes on a regular basis (although, full disclosure, Hemsworth typically comes out on top).

So I thought I'd throw it open to you, the people, to decide once and for all who is the greatest Chris, using the most scientific of tools: a BuzzFeed poll!

First, let's review our options, shall we?

Let's start with Chris Pine. Currently winning hearts thanks to his role as Steve Trevor in Wonder Woman.

He previously played James T. Kirk in the Star Trek movies.

Next we have Chris Pratt, who joined the Marvel Cinematic Universe as Star-Lord in Guardians of the Galaxy.

Pratt won a lot of hearts as loveable doofus Andy Dwyer on Parks and Recreation.

Then there's Chris Evans, aka Captain America. He also plays a character by that name in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

He previously played a loveable doofus in What's Your Number?.

Finally, we have Chris Hemsworth, the god of thunder from Down Under, aka Thor in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Plus he played a loveable doofus in Ghostbusters.

So, now that you've reviewed all the candidates, it's time to have your say.