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    24 Hilarious Tweets About "The Bachelorette" Premiere

    "Did The Bachelorette do their casting at Australia's douchebag convention?"

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    Ali: ''The old Ali would have fallen in love with the first guy who stepped out of that car" *first guy steps out of the car* Ali: #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/rU0vwFnHvv

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    Ali at 7.31pm: “I’m not going to give my heart away too quickly this time.” Ali at 7.31.56pm: “Fuck, I love Charlie hey?” #BacheloretteAU

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    Oh lord #TheBacheloretteAU is a constant reminder that this many men should never be in a room together

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    My eternal mood is Osher yelling ‘CUT THAT OUT’ at the guys fighting #BacheloretteAU

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    I’ve been on the phone. Is Ali in love yet? #BacheloretteAU

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    Ali, please enjoy your varied selection #BacheloretteAU

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    Why can I smell Nathan's LYNX body spray from the TV? #BacheloretteAU

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    The guy in the suit of armour is reminding me of the kid in the octopus costume in Love Actually #bacheloretteau #bacheloretteau https://t.co/EbpxSBL8GE

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    Did the #BacheloretteAU do their casting at Australia's douchebag convention?

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    He hath travelled day and knight to be here to squeak Ali off her feet #BacheloretteAU

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    Who let Malfoy into the mansion? #BacheloretteAU

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    The guys meeting Ali: "hey, hi, you look stunning, etc" The guys meeting Osher: #BacheloretteAU

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    Hilarious that Paddy singles one guy out for talking shit about him when literally all of Australia is doing it. #BacheloretteAU

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    In my experience, if a guy tells you he is ‘cheeky’, it just means ‘he’s a massive dickhead’ #BacheloretteAU

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    Wanna know why being online can be so exhausting for women? Imagine Paddy is the internet. #BacheloretteAU

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    It's the battle of the douchebros. Which lad will swing first #BacheloretteAU

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    Watches one episode of #BacheloretteAU.

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    Bill gets the wild rose and a triple kiss All the other guys: #BacheloretteAU

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    Ali you don’t kiss a boyfriend in front of your 20 other boyfriends unless that is an agreed kink #BacheloretteAU

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    How flipping disheartening spending $29.95 at the Reject Shop on a suit of plastic armour and you don't even get the first kiss. #BacheloretteAU

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    Wow I’m loving the look of this seasons guys #BacheloretteAU

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    “Can I copy your homework?” “Yeah just change it up a bit” #BacheloretteAU

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