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how has it been like eight months and Sam hasn’t had a haircut #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Laurina's the only woman in the world who relaxes by doing full body kegels. #BachelorInParadiseAU
3.
@oshergunsberg: “is everyone single here? Brett: #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Laurina when being interviewed about her ideal guy #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Said it once, I'll say it again. #BachelorinParadiseAU
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Points to the producers for sending the man with the worst hair in Bachelor history to a humid environment #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/G2a3LN2Vwv
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Everyone is watching Davey and Jake and Flo and Laurina and Blake and I’m just here wondering if Michael’s shirt is actually a shirt or a tea towel draped over his shoulders #BachelorinParadiseAU https://t.co/LaH0yflmRC
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When does a singlet get so skinny it stops being a singlet? Asking for a friend... #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Flo: I need to be smart, listen to my brain Also Flo: #BachelorinParadiseAU
11.
Is....is that mud? I feel a touch of the chocolate baths coming on... #BachelorInParadiseAU
12.
First, we asked you to eat the dirty street pie. Now, you must BECOME the dirty street pie. #BachelorinParadiseAU
13.
Trying to build suspense around Brett is like trying to build a turbine engine out of dandruff. #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Tara crying ‘I don’t like this’ is pretty much all of twitter right now #BachelorInParadiseAU
15.
Me as soon as I walk in the school gates #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Brett is the absolute living embodiment of the kind of guy who judges the seriousness of a relationship by whether it's 'facebook official'. #BachelorInParadiseAU
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Did Brett just pull the Barnaby Joyce excuse? “Yes we’ve been seeing each other for a year, but she’s not my PARTNER!” #BachelorInParadiseAU
18.
If they are already seeing each other why are they coming on this show ?? Oh I get it ..... #BachelorinParadiseAU
19.
I love how sunburnt everyone is on #BachelorInParadiseAU
20.
Bf: "what is this show?" Me: *explains* Bf: "why don't they call it Reject Island? Or Nobody Loves You Island?" #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/yGklNdiGtM
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Is this really the quality of guy we have here?! The most eligible bachelors in Australia.. One is in a realtionship Another found guilty of assault And a dude that did a break dance in a velour tracksuit (NOT THE SAME but still haunting) #BachelorInParadiseAU
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#BachelorInParadiseAU When does Jarrod get here??