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22 Of The Funniest Tweets About "Bachelor In Paradise" Episode 2

In which Laurina actually became a dirty street pie.

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how has it been like eight months and Sam hasn’t had a haircut #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Laurina's the only woman in the world who relaxes by doing full body kegels. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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@oshergunsberg: “is everyone single here? Brett: #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Laurina when being interviewed about her ideal guy #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Said it once, I'll say it again. #BachelorinParadiseAU

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Points to the producers for sending the man with the worst hair in Bachelor history to a humid environment #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/G2a3LN2Vwv

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Everyone is watching Davey and Jake and Flo and Laurina and Blake and I’m just here wondering if Michael’s shirt is actually a shirt or a tea towel draped over his shoulders #BachelorinParadiseAU https://t.co/LaH0yflmRC

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When does a singlet get so skinny it stops being a singlet? Asking for a friend... #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Flo: I need to be smart, listen to my brain Also Flo: #BachelorinParadiseAU

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Is....is that mud? I feel a touch of the chocolate baths coming on... #BachelorInParadiseAU

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First, we asked you to eat the dirty street pie. Now, you must BECOME the dirty street pie. #BachelorinParadiseAU

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Trying to build suspense around Brett is like trying to build a turbine engine out of dandruff. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Tara crying ‘I don’t like this’ is pretty much all of twitter right now #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Me as soon as I walk in the school gates #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Brett is the absolute living embodiment of the kind of guy who judges the seriousness of a relationship by whether it's 'facebook official'. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Did Brett just pull the Barnaby Joyce excuse? “Yes we’ve been seeing each other for a year, but she’s not my PARTNER!” #BachelorInParadiseAU

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If they are already seeing each other why are they coming on this show ?? Oh I get it ..... #BachelorinParadiseAU

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I love how sunburnt everyone is on #BachelorInParadiseAU

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Bf: "what is this show?" Me: *explains* Bf: "why don't they call it Reject Island? Or Nobody Loves You Island?" #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/yGklNdiGtM

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Is this really the quality of guy we have here?! The most eligible bachelors in Australia.. One is in a realtionship Another found guilty of assault And a dude that did a break dance in a velour tracksuit (NOT THE SAME but still haunting) #BachelorInParadiseAU

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#BachelorInParadiseAU When does Jarrod get here??