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    Literally Just 23 Funny Tweets About "Bachelor In Paradise"

    This show is a mess and we're here for it.

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    FYI I’d been hiding behind those frangipanis for some time. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    looking at the flashbacks and realising how many years you spent watching the bachelor #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    "So like... when do we all fuck?" - Everybody. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    This feels like being on a episode of This is Your Life but instead of friends and family it's all the people you've slagged off on twitter over the last 8 years #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Omg #BachelorInParadiseAU has clearly just been created so that past Bachie contestants who have faded from the limelight can get drunk & have sex on TV & then come home & have entire Daily Mail stories written about them going to club openings. I AM SO HERE FOR THIS DESPERATION.

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    So before we get started, I don’t actually understand how #BachelorInParadiseAU works. Is it basically the Hunger Games for fame seekers?

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    Tara entering paradise like #BachelorInParadiseAU #freshmeat

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    “Where’s the bar?” A question that most Australians will ask in any country. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    I just got serious Rhonda & Ketut vibes from Tara & Wise #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    #BachelorInParadiseAU is just the Infinity War for Bachie fans.

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    I don’t overly trust girls who say they get on better with boys than girls straight off the bat...#BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/DbzuJWdPYZ

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    "People talk on Instagram, you get smashed and things happen" - romance in 2018 #taleasoldastime #BachelorInParadiseAU https://t.co/TQgxb1UGaY

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    Why did they just photocopy one guy three times?#BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Michael makes my whole body eye-roll. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Blake = 50% douche, 50% arrogant, 100% shouldn't be given any time on a national television show #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    “He looks like someone I don’t need to get to know”. Nina on Blake is all of us #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Me finding out that Jake and Flo hooked up and are now stuck on an island together #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    #BachelorInParadiseAU is crap tattoo convention

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    I have one request for #BachelorInParadiseAU and that is that Tara stays till the end of the season so she can continue to narrate the hell out of this trash fire

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    My bitch ass waiting for Keira & Jarrod #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Does anyone else feel like they've got the gist now and can probably stop watching? #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    We're being had, pals. This episode has given us nothing. NOTHING!!! #BachelorInParadiseAU

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