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    27 Hilarious Tweets About "The Bachelor" Australia Premiere

    "My fave part of The Bachelor intros is when they have a montage of the 15+ plus girls who were too boring to air."

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    If you combined all the male characters in Puberty Blues, you get Nick Cummins. #theprojecttv #thebachelorau

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    One of the girls “I can’t believe I shaved my legs for this” that’s the most relatable mood I’ve ever heard #TheBachelorAu

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    Just to make it absolutely clear, I'm not here for this Bachelor fellow, whoever he is, I'm here for the drama. And the wine throwing. #TheBachelorAU

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    When he has intercourse I hope he says 'May I Nick Cumminside you'. This will be my only Bachelor tweet. #TheBachelorAU

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    He looks like Ailsa but speaks like Alf #TheBachelorAu #thebachelor #nickcummins

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    Shannon has been single for two years. That’s cute! I’ve been single for 29 years. #TheBachelorAU

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    Fast forward 12 months.... Nick: “geez this steak is tougher than a ox’s bum after a hill slide” Wining Girl: “.....christ give it a rest for fucks sake...” #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAU

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    My fave part of The Bachelor intros is when they have a montage of the 15+ plus girls who were too boring to air #thebachelorau

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    *Been to Bali once* #TheBachelorAU

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    Imagine going to all the effort of bringing a drinks trolley off a plane for a big gimmicky entrance then being relegated to the montage #seeya #TheBachelorAU

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    The look of panic on Cass's face when she realised she knew Nick is pretty much the same look my husband gave me when he realised that I was going to make him watch #thebachelorau tonight.

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    “Love to have a laugh” who fuckin doesn’t, you asshat #TheBachelorAU

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    Call me old fashioned but sticking your muff in a bloke's face 0.071 seconds after meeting them seems...forward #TheBachelorAU

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    VS: “Your Bow-Tie is a little crooked” HB: “Sorry Love, I had the last Sheila’s ankles around my ears” #THEBACHELORAU

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    Vanessa Sunshine hahaha who still uses their MSN username anymore #TheBachelorAU

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    Okay what is this? Is this a real job? I need answers! #thebachelorau

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    Cass: We haven’t hooked up!!!!!!!!!! Everyone else on #TheBachelorAU:

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    Matty J when he finds out this years Bachelor gets a Root key #TheBachelorAU

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    Cass is Jarrod but in female form #TheBachelorAU

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    I love all these “coincidences” that the producers clearly did not contrive. At all. #TheBachelorAU

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    Every time I look at Nick all I can think about are these photos. They kill me 😂😂 #TheBachelorAU

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    Casting for #TheBachelorAU proudly brought to you by a drunken production assistant randomly clicking on Instagram profiles for an hour one Friday night.

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    Alisha is absolutely me living for drama that I'm not apart of #thebachelorau

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    Nick is looking for someone Happy Likes being outside Has a lot of love to give That’s literally a golden retriever #TheBachelorAU

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    Alicia appears to have picked up the role of narrator #TheBachelorAU

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    Honey Badger’s reaction when Cass told him she wrote his name in her dream diary #TheBachelorAU

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    Mean Girls plying after #TheBachelorAU is the scheduling equivalent of a subtweet 😙👌🏼

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