Skip To Content
    Updated on 28 Sep 2018. Posted on 27 Sep 2018

    Just 21 Freaking Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelor"

    "I pray that as a final missive Cass yells 'you were a dud root anyway' from the Uber and then heads to Macca’s, orders the entire menu, and makes Ten pay for it."

    1.

    Hang on a minute, Cass had met Nick before the show? Fuck! They shoulda said something sooner! #TheBachelorAU

    2.

    Contestants talk about 'hometowns' like Glee talks about 'regionals' #TheBachelorAU

    3.

    I love Cassie so much and I’m already preparing my anger for when that curly headed asshole breaks her sweet little heart after stringing her along for so long #BachelorAu #TheBachelorAU

    4.

    That’s the least exclusive thing I’ve ever seen #TheBachelorAU

    5.

    They should have called this season The Bachelor: Sports #TheBachelorAU

    6.

    Imagine waking up next to Nick and him being all “bloody struth stone the flamin crows up at the crack of sparrows you beauty too bloody right might make some damper and boil up the billy aye she’ll be right hooroo” #TheBachelorAU

    7.

    Sweating like a pineapple at customs #TheBachelorAU

    8.

    #TheBachelorAU is basically A Tv audition for people wanting A Tv role .

    9.

    Nick is a clown. Imagine living with that guy? Talking about taxes with him? Trying to have an adult conversation where he didn’t forcefully inject ocker one liners at every stage? #TheBachelorAU

    10.

    Just waiting for Britt and Nick to learn they’re related #TheBachelorAu

    11.

    Britt’s dad is giving me ‘porno Thor’ vibes. #thebachelorau

    12.

    #TheBachelorAU nothing better then being told that no one watches union and footballers don't have a reputation for treating women well. He's a human truth bomb https://t.co/qyDFjpjpD3

    13.

    Russell Crowe will play Britt’s dad in the movie. @russellcrowe #TheBachelorAU

    14.

    OBVIOUSLY THEY HAD SEX WE KNEW THIS FROM THE FIRST EP #TheBachelorAU

    15.

    Nick, out loud: "Your family are great!" Nick, in his head: "Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark." #thebachelorau

    16.

    Nick saying how many times he caught up with Cass is like when your doctor asks you how much you drink #TheBachelorAU

    17.

    Live footage of Cass right now #thebachelorau

    18.

    Nick: "I hope we can still be friends" Everyone: #TheBachelorAU

    19.

    She deserved a better explanation than that you poodle-haired nonce #thebachelorAU

    20.

    I pray that as a final missive Cass yells “You were a dud root anyway” from the Uber and then heads to Macca’s orders the entire menu and makes Ten pay for it #TheBachelorAU

    21.

    Nick has strung Cassie along this whole time. It’s no wonder why we have no respect for Rugby players #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAU @TheBachelorAU https://t.co/qJLGP928el

    TV and Movies

    Get all the best moments in pop culture & entertainment delivered to your inbox.

    Newsletter signup form