1. If you watch The Bachelorette Australia, there's a 99.9% chance you have a crush on Apollo*.
2. Not only is he a hulking* hunk of a man...
3. He is also a PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL who needs to be protected at all costs.
4. LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE LIL' MUFFIN AND HIS GIANT ARMS THAT COULD CRUSH YOU IN A REALLY GOOD WAY.
5. Look at how this beautiful cupcake reacts to the sight of puppies!
6. Look at how precious and pure he is lying on the ground surrounded by puppies.
7. IS THIS THE GOOD PLACE?!
OK OK just take a deep breath before I get to the next one, you're gonna need it....
Did you do it?
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Are you really, really sure?
OK...
DEEP BREATH...
8. LOOK AT APOLLO! SHIRTLESS! WITH! PUPPIES!
9. AWO;FBHAGAO;CBNAKNnonoajsboiuhafpoMC'c;a;k0iAhf.
OK BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PHOTO AGAIN.
Are you still breathing? Take a moment to compose yourself if you need it, because we're not done here yet.
Ready? OK, let's continue.
10. Here is this grown-ass baked good of a man in a lion onesie.
11. Here is this grown-ass baked good of a man in a lion onesie looking adoringly at his childhood bunny, which rumour has it he still sleeps with.
12. Here is this grown-ass baked good of a man in a lion onesie comforting his new best friend and fellow grown-ass baked good of a man in a dragon onesie while he gets emotional over HIS childhood bunny.
13. Here are these TWO grown-ass baked goods of men making their bunnies kiss in the most PRECIOUS AND PURE THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED in the history of The Bachelorette.
14. And I haven't even started on the magic yet.
15. ACTUAL MAGICIAN APOLLO.
16. Look at him dance!
17. Look at him juggle!
18. Look at him in a suit!
19. Look at him in another suit!
20. Look at him carrying an Australian icon and getting ready to become one himself!
21. LOOK AT HIM IN BED.
22. JUST LOOK AT HIM.
23. Same, Sophie, same.
So if Sophie doesn't pick him, first of all, how dare she, and second of all:
