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24 Funny Tweets That Prove Feminists Are Fucking Hilarious

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GUYS! GUYS! GUYS! IT HAS A NAME!

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I don’t need fesmm I miss the GOOD OLD DAYS when men were MEN & women were WOMEN! and there were no VACCINES & if you got a disease you DIED

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Whenever a woman tweets about feminism.

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I have accidentally used mens moisturiser on my hands & now I can't shake the urge to write tweets correcting women online

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Femme Twitter vs the men being ignored in their replies

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i call my vagina Traditional Masculinity bc it leaves dudes reluctant to ask for directions

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Male feminists are like animals they introduce to eradicate pests who end up more annoying than the original pests.

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Man-bun Ken thinks having a mother makes him a feminist

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The jellyfish is the most masculine creature in the sea, as it is both fragile and toxic

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i’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking his path on purpose and making him squeeze past me, in a display of dominance

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Used my #womancard at the ATM today. Tried to withdrawal $100, but the machine gave me $79.

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I JOKINGLY MANSPLAINED @MLB AND GOT MANSPLAINED HELP I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

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The patriarchy's fatal mistake was installing windows over the kitchen sink so we could see what was outside.

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Women's razors being less sharp, but more expensive encapsulates patriarchy perfectly.

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I'll have what HE'S having! (higher pay, right to make choices about my body, ability to walk down a street at night without fear...)

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Dee explained lots of women share unisex toilets at home with the man statistically most likely to assault them.

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If you're a male pundit critiquing a woman's weight you should have to do it shirtless in front of an audience of women three rosés deep

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Real women have curves!!! Real women have spirals!!! Real women are plump and covered in a creamy sauce wait nope thinkin of pasta

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when it's been 20 years and you're still fed up of listening to men

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Don't hate the player, hate the social construct of performative masculinity, which encourages weak men to conform to a sexist narrative th

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Men: I want a girl who can drink as many beers as me & orders a burger & fries instead of salad Also men: She can't be fat tho lol

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Sure, my book focuses on teens caught in a love triangle, but the author is a guy...so it's a coming-of-age classic, not a silly YA romance.

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Every. Tasty. Video. EVER. The new Tasty app is here!

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