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A Definitive Ranking Of Aussie Biscuits

Completely, totally not subjective at all.

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38. Milk Coffee

Only edible if dipped in tea or coffee.
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Only edible if dipped in tea or coffee.

37. Fruit Slice

Sure if you're desperate.
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Sure if you're desperate.

36. Spicy Fruit Roll

They'll do in a pinch.
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They'll do in a pinch.

35. Lemon Crisps

They're always the last to go in an assorted pack.
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They're always the last to go in an assorted pack.

34. Chocolate Wheatens

They're basically a health food.
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They're basically a health food.

33. Delta Creams

At the risk of sounding Un-Australian, they just aren't as good as Oreos.
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At the risk of sounding Un-Australian, they just aren't as good as Oreos.

32. Venetians

For when you're feeling a bit posh.
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For when you're feeling a bit posh.

31. Choc Ripple

Combine them with cream and you've got yourself a cake.
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Combine them with cream and you've got yourself a cake.

30. Drizzles

Like choc chip cookies, but with MORE chocolate.
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Like choc chip cookies, but with MORE chocolate.

29. Passionfruit Creamies

A must for any passionfruit fan.
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A must for any passionfruit fan.

28. Choc Montes

Good, but nowhere near as great as some of the other chocolate biscuits available.
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Good, but nowhere near as great as some of the other chocolate biscuits available.

27. Tic Tocs

Adorable AND delicious.
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Adorable AND delicious.

26. Milk Arrowroots

The most versatile biscuit ever.
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The most versatile biscuit ever.

25. Honey Jumbles

A nostalgia trip in two bites.
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A nostalgia trip in two bites.

24. Orange Slice

Mmm, orangey goodness.
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Mmm, orangey goodness.

23. Shortbread Cream

A staple of any biscuit-lover's diet.
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A staple of any biscuit-lover's diet.

22. Tiny Teddies

It's totally OK to eat a whole packet to yourself. Coz they're TINY.
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It's totally OK to eat a whole packet to yourself. Coz they're TINY.

21. Ginger Nuts

Comes with bonus lolz when you try to say the name with a straight face.
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Comes with bonus lolz when you try to say the name with a straight face.

20. Royals

A mouthful of yum.
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A mouthful of yum.

19. Raspberry Shortcake

It's like a (tea) party in your mouth.
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It's like a (tea) party in your mouth.

18. Jam Drops

Kinda like Raspberry Shortcake, but better.
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Kinda like Raspberry Shortcake, but better.

17. Vienna Eclairs

Kinda like Jam Drops, but better.
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Kinda like Jam Drops, but better.

16. Kingstons

The perfect accessory to a cup of tea.
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The perfect accessory to a cup of tea.

15. Butternut Snap

So simple. So tasty.
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So simple. So tasty.

14. Butterfingers Shortbread

Pure satisfaction.
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Pure satisfaction.

13. Scotch Fingers

Break it, dunk it, go to your happy place.
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Break it, dunk it, go to your happy place.

12. Melting Moments

They melt alright. IN YOUR MOUTH.
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They melt alright. IN YOUR MOUTH.

11. Monte Carlos

If dreams had a flavour, this would be it.
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If dreams had a flavour, this would be it.

10. Macadamia cookies

Just one is never enough.
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Just one is never enough.

9. Mint Slice

Chocolate + mint = YAAASSS.
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Chocolate + mint = YAAASSS.

8. Lattice

As good as it gets without chocolate or icing.
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As good as it gets without chocolate or icing.

7. Triple Wafer

TRIPLE AWESOME.
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TRIPLE AWESOME.

6. Kooka's Jam Cookies

Apparently country Australia tastes amazing.
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Apparently country Australia tastes amazing.

5. Wagon Wheels

Even though they seem to be shrinking, they are still up there with the best.
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Even though they seem to be shrinking, they are still up there with the best.

4. Tim Tams

It's an outrage that they still haven't created a never-ending packet.
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It's an outrage that they still haven't created a never-ending packet.

3. Caramel Crowns

THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN TASTES LIKE.
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THIS IS WHAT HEAVEN TASTES LIKE.

2. Anzac biscuits

They're a part of our history - AND completely delicious.
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They're a part of our history - AND completely delicious.

1. Iced VoVos

They were name-dropped in Kevin Rudd's 2007 election victory speech for a reason. The greatest Australian biscuit of all time.
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They were name-dropped in Kevin Rudd's 2007 election victory speech for a reason. The greatest Australian biscuit of all time.