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Get ready for a trip down memory lane.
Which you'd diligently sit in front of to tape your fave songs off the Top 40.
And tapes, if we're going waaaay back.
Preferably with words to the effect of "KEEP OUT OR ELSE" on it.
So impractical and uncomfortable, but hey it looked cool (??).
Between Furbies and porcelain dolls, there was no shortage of creepy options.
If it wasn't one of those weird bird things, it was definitely a Rigadoon doll.
Aliens really had a moment in the '90s.
And preferably pink.
Golden Books, Paul Jennings, Graeme Base, Morris Gleitzman, Robin Klein – not to mention The Baby-Sitter's Club, Goosebumps, and Sweet Valley High!
You learned more from them than you learned from school, tbh.
You ate a hell of a lot of chips to build it.
Kept in your best bumbag.
FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.
It was amusing for, like, two minutes.
You drenched yourself in it before leaving your room.
Signed, if you were super lucky.
Until they died. :(
Maybe you made it. Maybe you had no idea where it actually came from. But it was there.
Decoration was about the only thing it was actually good for.
You occasionally used it to make life-altering decisions.
Abandoned in the bottom of one of your drawers.
Probably keeping your tamagotchi company in that drawer.
Action Man, Barbie, Street Sharks, Power Rangers...
You never lit them, they just gathered dust.
You definitely slept with it when you were little.
Bonus points if you managed to not lose the little dolls.
Because it was magnificent.