TV and Movies·Posted on 28 Sept 201732 Hilarious Tweets About "The Bachelorette" TonightJarrod is the Jorah Mormont of The Bachelorette.by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Kara Schlegl @karaschlegl Sophie is torturing these men just for an opportunity to hang out with her. I am learning so much from my queen. #BacheloretteAU 09:41 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Bec Lally @bec_lally And on tonight's episode of #BacheloretteAU we explore the theme of toxic masculinity! 09:43 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Gidgit VonLaRue @GidgitVonLaRue #BacheloretteAU Jarrod "Are you looking at me Sophie - Sophie look at me - look at how fast I'm going for you Sophie...I love you" 09:43 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Madam K @musemusemadamk Jarrod really is the Jora Mormont of the #BacheloretteAU 09:45 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Shannon Pearson @Shhhannon Most impressive aspect is how their skinny jeans don’t seem to be restricting their crouching ability #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau 09:44 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. sgronk @sophmoney_ I can smell the desperation of Jarrod through my tv. #BacheloretteAU 09:44 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. jessica ♡ @dryrubdoug Sophie right now at Jarrod #BacheloretteAU 09:50 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Walker @walkerh0me Jarrod and the tyre change #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau 09:51 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Angie and Yvie @angieandyvie I'm sorry. But is Sophie embarrassed that she fully romantically pashed Jarrod? I can smell his desperation through the tv #BacheloretteAU 09:51 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. J.R. @Straffo I'm genuinely getting worried that Jarrod won't leave if he gets eliminated. #BacheloretteAU 09:52 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cassie Doyle @CasDoyle Cranky pants is a nice way to say murdery #BacheloretteAU 09:55 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Rampant Tracy 👠🍹💋 @GiftsSewGood Does anyone else this James looks like Bradley Cooper? #BacheloretteAU 09:57 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. cindyd @thecindersfall Whenever James does something #BacheloretteAU 10:01 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. AtomicNicky @AtomicNicky Sam hasn't said "Double delight" in five minutes and I'm getting worried #bacheloretteau 10:08 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. health emo @aislina Jarrod has heard that Sophie likes men that can work with fire #BacheloretteAU @BacheloretteAU 10:08 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Pecos Bill @pecos_bill7 Remember when we all rooted for Jarod for like half an episode #BacheloretteAU 10:13 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Tahlia Pritchard @Tahls me to sam #BacheloretteAU 10:24 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Tosh Greenslade @ToshGreenslade Sam: the guy in your friendship group that no one hangs out with individually. #BacheloretteAU 10:13 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Weslee🥝 @WSpark98NZ No way Sam has the double delight rose? #BacheloretteAU 10:15 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jo Thornely @jothornely That's nice, decorating the cupcakes like Sam's hair. #BacheloretteAU 10:20 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. 🌈 Kiera 🌈 @UnderYourPorch This is the only thing I want from this date #bacheloretteau 10:20 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Jumbellina @jumbellina Oh Sam. I think you'll find it's Apollo who brings the magic. #BacheloretteAU 10:26 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. I'm42 @TheCraigles60 Inject magic into to this Sam 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 #BacheloretteAU 10:23 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Tori Hodgman @torihodgman Is "super goofy" the new slang for "massive douchelord"? #bacheloretteau 10:23 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Tosh Greenslade @ToshGreenslade It’s ok guys, she DIDN’T kiss Sam. Now I don’t have to staple my penis shut and drown myself in the toilet. #BacheloretteAU 10:29 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Jo Thornely @jothornely When you realise Kathy Bates is a psychotic fan and not just a kind stranger. #BacheloretteAU 10:33 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Dean Nye @Dean_Nye Apollo 11.... out of 10 #BacheloretteAU 10:32 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. 🌈 Ira Snave 🌈 @IraSnave I know a good trick Apollo. Make your pants and shirt disappear! #Bacheloretteau 10:30 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. @Jemmalee @jjemmalee93 I bet Apollo can make you orgasm without touching you #BacheloretteAU 10:35 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Nikki @randomlilnikki Okay, but can Apollo use his magic to make Jarrod disappear? #bacheloretteau 10:32 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. ebony bennett 🌈 @ebony_bennett Bachelors: did Jarrod...pack seeds in his suitcase? #BacheloretteAU 10:36 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. Chris Paine @chrisreespaine Osher walks in on Jarrod #BacheloretteAU 10:45 AM - 28 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite