32 Hilarious Tweets About "The Bachelorette" Tonight

    Jarrod is the Jorah Mormont of The Bachelorette.

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    Sophie is torturing these men just for an opportunity to hang out with her. I am learning so much from my queen. #BacheloretteAU

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    And on tonight's episode of #BacheloretteAU we explore the theme of toxic masculinity!

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    #BacheloretteAU Jarrod "Are you looking at me Sophie - Sophie look at me - look at how fast I'm going for you Sophie...I love you"

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    Jarrod really is the Jora Mormont of the #BacheloretteAU

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    Most impressive aspect is how their skinny jeans don’t seem to be restricting their crouching ability #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau

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    I can smell the desperation of Jarrod through my tv. #BacheloretteAU

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    Sophie right now at Jarrod #BacheloretteAU

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    Jarrod and the tyre change #BacheloretteAU #thebacheloretteau

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    I'm sorry. But is Sophie embarrassed that she fully romantically pashed Jarrod? I can smell his desperation through the tv #BacheloretteAU

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    I'm genuinely getting worried that Jarrod won't leave if he gets eliminated. #BacheloretteAU

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    Cranky pants is a nice way to say murdery #BacheloretteAU

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    Does anyone else this James looks like Bradley Cooper? #BacheloretteAU

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    Whenever James does something #BacheloretteAU

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    Sam hasn't said "Double delight" in five minutes and I'm getting worried #bacheloretteau

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    Jarrod has heard that Sophie likes men that can work with fire #BacheloretteAU @BacheloretteAU

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    Remember when we all rooted for Jarod for like half an episode #BacheloretteAU

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    Sam: the guy in your friendship group that no one hangs out with individually. #BacheloretteAU

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    No way Sam has the double delight rose? #BacheloretteAU

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    That's nice, decorating the cupcakes like Sam's hair. #BacheloretteAU

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    This is the only thing I want from this date #bacheloretteau

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    Oh Sam. I think you'll find it's Apollo who brings the magic. #BacheloretteAU

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    Inject magic into to this Sam 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 #BacheloretteAU

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    Is "super goofy" the new slang for "massive douchelord"? #bacheloretteau

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    It’s ok guys, she DIDN’T kiss Sam. Now I don’t have to staple my penis shut and drown myself in the toilet. #BacheloretteAU

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    When you realise Kathy Bates is a psychotic fan and not just a kind stranger. #BacheloretteAU

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    Apollo 11.... out of 10 #BacheloretteAU

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    I know a good trick Apollo. Make your pants and shirt disappear! #Bacheloretteau

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    I bet Apollo can make you orgasm without touching you #BacheloretteAU

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    Okay, but can Apollo use his magic to make Jarrod disappear? #bacheloretteau

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    Bachelors: did Jarrod...pack seeds in his suitcase? #BacheloretteAU

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    Osher walks in on Jarrod #BacheloretteAU