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Literally Just 27 Really Funny Tweets About Australia

"Don't be a shit c*nt." — ancient Australian proverb

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Cop: u get to make one call Me: ok but like where's my mobile this isn't 1997 i don't know any numbers except for lube mobile 13 30 32

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She'll never turn er back on a mate She'll Maccas run real late She's a millenial who cant buy real estate She is… https://t.co/QSWlSMfvJa

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"Healthy Harold? Mate I haven't heard that name in years."

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My Dad though Russell Coight was real. Anytime I watched him, Dad would walk in and be like "Oh not that dickhead again, he knows NOTHING!"

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Sometimes living in Australia feels like getting cropped out of a photo.

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Roses are red, The real shady is slim,

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You're all obsessed with me and I totally get it.

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to everyone who says australian street art is subpar

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feeling extremely patriotic reading this

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Here's a bloke in a bucket hat hitting a bong on the Iron Throne. This is why we can't have nice things, Australia.

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TO ANY MAGPIES ON TWITTER: I have very, very, very little interest in stealing your eggs. I have a flawless track record re: your eggs.

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I call this artwork "Australian TV"

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BEFORE TWITTER: American: "G'day". That's funny. What does it mean? NOW: American: crack a cold one ya farken gronk, burke's on the telly

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me entering australia: (fanning myself) oh governor i do declare... everythign when i enter australia

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.@Coles this is absolutely disgraceful our country is gripped in an epidemic and you’re an enabler

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I am in country Australia and we have found a literal dat boi sculpture

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"Don't be a shit cunt." - ancient Australian proverb

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there is nothing any other city could ever do to top the sydney seal riding a fucking whale

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The Great Barrier Reef and I have a lot in common

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beware of the snakes in marobura, "they're a bit howyagarn"

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sydney: i'm a vacuous idiot melbourne: i'm an intolerable hipster perth: (inaudible) brisbane: bloody what's garn on adelaide: dunno aye

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Me when I pick up your new Australian novel and then it's set in a small coastal town

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