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Badge: "Are you uncomfortable around me, or...." Sophie: "Nah, the producers have just chosen me as the emotionally-closed-off storyline girl" #TheBachelorAU
2.
Are they ever gonna do a date that the girls like? Does Nick want a wife or a bro for fishing and sailing trips? #TheBachelorAU
3.
"the symptoms of fear include: dry lips and today i was petrified... lucky for me, i use blistex" - sophie after this date i guess #thebachelorau
4.
Sophie sounds like she’s writing an email ‘as per my previous email, I do apologise for my lack of eye contact, in future I will endeavour to make more eye contact with you, a strange man I barely know. Kind Regards.’ #TheBachelorAU
5.
If Brooke goes out with Nick, she'll have to break up with all of us first. #TheBachelorAU
6.
I want to thank Jacob for finally showing us what Nick would look like wih an actual grooming routine #TheBachelorAU
7.
IS NICK’s BROTHER SINGLE YES OR NO? #TheBachelorAu
8.
Jacob looks like he wants to get the absolute fook out of there #TheBachelorAU
9.
That's the sound of Romy hearing the 303 roaring down Mogill road and launching Cass under the bus... #thebachelorau
10.
I'm watching #TheBachelorAU for the first time this season and Shelly Craft's evil twin Romy seems like a huge salty demon I love her.
11.
#bachelorau #TheBachelorAU Romy can’t talk about herself because all she has is “yeah one time I forced my tongue into Nick’s ear and drained all his blood”
12.
Maybe Romy should tell Nick’s sister she once dry humped his neck on a date #TheBachelorAU
13.
'she's a very young 23' says 30 year old woman bullying a gal 7 years younger than her on national TV. #TheBachelorAU
14.
I would immediately dismiss someone running down other girls straight off the bat..#TheBachelorAU
15.
Okay I cannot wait for Blair to SPILL 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 TEA 👏🏻 #TheBachelorAU
16.
Oh Cass spill ya guts to us viewers girl... you gave him a blowy? #TheBachelorAU
17.
Romy, Cat and the other blonde one who I can only remember because she gives the running commentary #TheBachelorAU
18.
His family loves Brooke. Australia loves Brooke. Everyone loves Brooke. We have a winner! #TheBachelorAU
19.
#TheBachelorAU Brooke wins hearts by being nice to people. Brooke doesn’t play mind games. Brooke is smart. Be more like Brooke.
20.
Romy realising she got caught out talking shit about everyone once again #TheBachelorAU
21.
Romy being called out for being a shit human: #TheBachelorAU
22.
Nick: "Shady lady says 'What?'" Cat: "What?" Nick: #TheBachelorAU
23.
Cat trying to convince Nick she’s not there to promote her jewellery business #TheBachelorAU
24.
“Coming into the Bachelor already being infatuated with the Bachelor makes no sense.” #TheBachelorAU
25.
When we all thought Vanessa Sunshine would be the bitch of the season but she is actually the hero we all needed #thebachelorau