1. Two Words: Twerking Professionals
2. Couples who sell drugs together, stay together.
3. What's more romantic than burying a body together in your garage?
4. Remember when they taught us that a glue gun CAN actually be used as a dangerous weapon. #ModernRomance
5. Oh, and don't forget that time Alison ran for School Trustee ...
6. They could never say anything nasty about each other!
7. But, their conversations are always so meaningful!
8. They go against tradition! Why does a wife always have to take her husband's surname?
9. And while Donnie may be a bitch, he is Alison's bitch.
10. ... Which makes Alison his "Mother Hen".
What does this prove, you ask?
THAT TRUE LOVE REALLY DOES EXIST!
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