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The Ups And Downs Of A Non-Taster

Do you like lots of spices? How about tons of salt? Black coffee? Black Licorice? Well then you might be a non-taster.

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Going to restaurants is usually disappointing because the food is so bland

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Guess I better throw a pound of salt on this

Putting italian seasoning in pre-made spaghetti sauce because there's just not enough flavor in it

Perfect pinch my ass. About half a cup will do.
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Perfect pinch my ass. About half a cup will do.

Loving Indian food because it's always super strong in flavor and heat

Yes, I'd like ten different types of sauces all super spicy with enough turmeric for me to regret later at home. Thanks.
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Yes, I'd like ten different types of sauces all super spicy with enough turmeric for me to regret later at home. Thanks.

Being able to drink black coffee without wincing

Alternatively being able to put enough sugar in your coffee to kill a small child

Picnics and Potlucks

Please kill me. The only saving grace is the cheesy potato dish.
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Please kill me. The only saving grace is the cheesy potato dish.

Anything labeled "More Cheese"

Literally put as much cheddar into it as possible because that's what I'm looking for
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Literally put as much cheddar into it as possible because that's what I'm looking for

Deadly spicy to the average person is your mild

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Tabasco is the baby of hot sauces

Never having to give up sweets because it's still not that sweet to you

Pure sugar in a bottle? 8 or 23yo I will still say yes.
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Pure sugar in a bottle? 8 or 23yo I will still say yes.

When you hate a flavor you REALLY hate it

Hate fennel but still love black licorice. It's a mystery to me.
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Hate fennel but still love black licorice. It's a mystery to me.

Your spice collection could battle Kalustyan's

If you live in New York I definitely suggest checking this place out
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If you live in New York I definitely suggest checking this place out

"Too much salt" does not exist in your vocabulary

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I don't know what you're talking about dad. These mashed potatoes are perfect

You can never make food for other people because you will never get the spice level right

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DON'T EAT IT THEN FUCK I DON'T CARE

Having the gift of any and all liquid medicines not really tasting that strong to you

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But I still fucking hate that bubblegum strep shit

But on those days alone you can make whatever the fuck you want and it's beautiful

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You're damn right that sandwich will have 8 different types of mustard and they will all be DIJON BITCH

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