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If Disney Movies Were Actually About Ryan Gosling

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Sleeping Beauty

Plot: After being snubbed by the royal family, a malevolent fairy places a curse on Princess Aurora — a curse that only Ryan Gosling can break. Unfortunately, Ryan Gosling is having a baby with Eva Mendes, so Princess Aurora is shit out of luck.
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Plot: After being snubbed by the royal family, a malevolent fairy places a curse on Princess Aurora — a curse that only Ryan Gosling can break. Unfortunately, Ryan Gosling is having a baby with Eva Mendes, so Princess Aurora is shit out of luck.

Beauty and the Beast

Plot: Belle, whose father is imprisoned by a beast, offers herself in his place and discovers her captor to be Ryan Gosling.
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Plot: Belle, whose father is imprisoned by a beast, offers herself in his place and discovers her captor to be Ryan Gosling.

The Princess and the Frog

Plot: Tiana falls in love with a frog because its head looks like Ryan Gosling.
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Plot: Tiana falls in love with a frog because its head looks like Ryan Gosling.

The Little Mermaid

Plot: A mermaid princess makes a bargain with an unscrupulous sea witch in order to meet Ryan Gosling.
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Plot: A mermaid princess makes a bargain with an unscrupulous sea witch in order to meet Ryan Gosling.

The Lion King

Plot: Lion cub and future king Ryan Gosling searches for his identity. His eagerness to please others and penchant for testing his boundaries sometimes gets Eva Mendes pregnant.
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Plot: Lion cub and future king Ryan Gosling searches for his identity. His eagerness to please others and penchant for testing his boundaries sometimes gets Eva Mendes pregnant.

Frozen

Plot: Fearless optimist Ryan Gosling teams up with Ryan Gosling in a race to find Ryan Gosling's sister, Ryan Gosling, whose icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter.
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Plot: Fearless optimist Ryan Gosling teams up with Ryan Gosling in a race to find Ryan Gosling's sister, Ryan Gosling, whose icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter.