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If Disney Movies Were Actually About Ryan Gosling

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Sleeping Beauty

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Plot: After being snubbed by the royal family, a malevolent fairy places a curse on Princess Aurora — a curse that only Ryan Gosling can break. Unfortunately, Ryan Gosling is having a baby with Eva Mendes, so Princess Aurora is shit out of luck.


The Lion King

Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed / Disney

Plot: Lion cub and future king Ryan Gosling searches for his identity. His eagerness to please others and penchant for testing his boundaries sometimes gets Eva Mendes pregnant.


Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed / Disney

Plot: Fearless optimist Ryan Gosling teams up with Ryan Gosling in a race to find Ryan Gosling's sister, Ryan Gosling, whose icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter.